I'm Afraid

Fear is an intrinsic part of life. Let me share mine with you.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid 2014 is actually 2013 in disguise.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid I can only succeed when I don't think or try.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid death is just another stage of life.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid my impromptu ramblings don't actually possess any meaningful connotation.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid my guidance counsellor didn't take my gangsta dreams seriously.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid no psychedelic drug will ever give me as good a high as chocolate ice cream does.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid every picture I take only says 999 words.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid I'll never get on with the bacteria in my stomach.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid BHAAAAAAAA is actually BGAAAAAAH!

[my-woes]

I'm afraid I have no bones but just vast sheaths of tasty, tasty bread sticks holding my body together.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid only the inarticulate will understand my 'art'.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid I Satanically curse anyone I smile at.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid silver is actually more valuable than gold.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid my awkward gait is crimping my street cred.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid my pyromania lacks passion and ingenuity.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid nobody will ever value my excessive and abundant tooth hygiene.

[my-woes]

I'm afraid to emulate my heroes in case I supersede them and cast them into relative obscurity.