My dog works for the government

I go by Lin she/her, 19, lgbtq+, multifandom, artist, ask me about my ocs

[myanimals-blog]

🎂🎉It's my birthday!!🎉🎂

I went on a ghost tour for my birthday and I've got some stories, if anyone is interested.

[fagfucked]

i’m thinking about a crying older man again. it’s not my fault men are so gorgeous when their eyes are wet and red and they don’t know what to do with themselves. i need a man to love and comfort and kiss. i need to hold a man who can’t stop sobbing in my arms and i want to be available to give him anything he needs. i want to make him happy and i want to take care of him. i want to swipe the pads of my thumbs over his eyes and wipe the tears away. i want to kiss him so deeply and so hard that he forgets why he was sad in the first place

[myanimals-blog]

I may or may not have accidentally gotten high off sharpies...

[teratomarty]

What would fix you?

Couple clicks on a medieval rack

Pulled inside-out and rinsed

Thorough Brillo-ing

Turned off, then back on again

Kneaded like mochi dough

Skeletonectomy

Other, specify:

Voting ended onSep 25, 2023

[myanimals-blog]

I need to be wrapped in a blanket and taped to the wall.

[myanimals-blog]

My birthday is on September 17th.

I was destined to be a transformers fan, wasn't I?

[myanimals-blog]

Welcome to One Piece! Glad to see you made it!You're going to cry so much you could make another ocean!

[myanimals-blog]

Conversation I had with my friends talking about what animals we would be:

B: I feel like you'd be a black cat.

R: yeah but you'd have one white spot

Me: HA! I'm one of those black cats you find in the trash that looks wet but is just really greasy.

B: NO!

[maikhiwi00]

TRANSFORMERS: PRIME (2010-2013) 1.13 | Sick Mind

[earthstellar]

A good reminder that Ratchet (and presumably most/all other medi-bots) have to be strong as hell in order to help support the weight of patients that may be multiple times their own size class.

(Also, the animation here is absolutely perfect.)

[myanimals-blog]

....So what im hearing is he could carry optimus.

[myanimals-blog]

11:11

[myanimals-blog]

* looks at favs*

"Why are all of you two seconds from having a breakdown or dropkicking someone?"

[myanimals-blog]

Me: * in the middle of writing a paper for my psychology class* Wait, am I aromantic?

[myanimals-blog]

I am now hyperfixated on one piece....again.

Anybody have hurt/comfort recommendations for one piece?

[olliequeensrecedinghairline]

Who would win in an argument?

Oliver Queen

Dinah Lance

Voting ended onSep 4, 2023

[myanimals-blog]

Don't pity vote for Oliver, we know Dinah would win.

[myanimals-blog]

I am currently struggling with funny tfp Optimus quotes. (Its why the part four of tfp quotes is taking so long)

Idk how to write him where he's not burned-out and it's not angst???

[myanimals-blog]

It's been awhile since I've watched season three of tfp, but this just came to me.

Spoilers for season three!

Did the rescue bots or anyone who wasn't there for Bumblebee's death get told about it? It doesn't seem like it to me but idk I feel like that would be important information.

Although, I think bumblebee wouldn't have the heart(or spark) to tell the rescue bots about his death.

[myanimals-blog]

I'm currently imagining if Springer, Hot Rod, and Kup were in tfp (I rewatched the movie and i really want to read the wreckers comic). Can you imagine the chaos?

Cause I can.

[myanimals-blog]

I absolutely love when fanfic writers make Jazz a terror. He's either the definition of 'fuck around and find out' or 'time to do some sketchy shit'.

Sorry for the late post. I'm not feeling too great mentally or physically. Hope you understand.

[myanimals-blog]

I'm extending on this. I want Jazz to be be feared by every single decepticon because of his skill and brutality. Even megatron is like "oh no that's jazz."

I want there to be a scene where optimus and jazz are welcoming a former decepticon to the Autobots. Optimus himself, he's going over the important stuff and jazz is super friendly like normal. The moment optimus steps out to do something, jazz gets all serious and he pulls that bot close, Lowers his visor where his optics are showing and looks them right in the optic and says.

" If you harm any bot or human on this ship, I will make your existence a living hell. I won't offline you. No, I'll make you go insane. Keep that in mind."

then he goes back regular Jazz and acts like nothing happened.