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that lil chime,, cures all illness
do y’all understand
the magic of mario underwater soundtrack
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have a horrible headache and my normal music isn’t curing it but then,, underwater mario soundtrack
du du du,,, mmmmm yeah
that lil chime,, cures all illness
do y’all understand
the magic of mario underwater soundtrack
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When the cultists forced you into the room with the eldridge abomination, they assumed that you would instantly go mad as you tried to comprehend it. However, you are a grade A idiot and instead of trying to understand how it exists, you simply accept that it does, much to everyone’ shock.
Me, shoved in front of the eldritch thing: Hey dude, what’s up?
Eldritch thing: You dare call an eldritch abomination such as myself “dude”?
Me: So what do they usually call you?
Eldritch thing: My name is Asdfghjkl.
Me: Assed-fuh….. Can I just call you Keysmash? Is that okay?
Asdfghjkl: …….That will be acceptable.
Keysmash: Why are you not mad from the sight of me?
Me: Keysmash, my dude, I am a Tumblrite who has seen the Pikachu Man. My default response to seeing incomprehensible weirdness is, “Well that exists.”
Keysmash: I BEG your pardon? INCOMPREHENSIBLE WEIRDNESS?
Me: I promise I mean that in the best way possible. And to be fair, you’re, well, I mean…. you.
Keysmash: ……That is fair.
Keysmash: What is the Pikachu Man?
Me: *sighs* Cut me loose and I’ll show you.
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May I ask why the British government has any say in what epitaph one is allowed to choose for their late relatives?
okay i have to say something now that i read an article more in depth & holy shit is this fucking disgusting. taken from this bbc article ;
“Given the passions and feelings connected with the use of Irish Gaelic, there is a sad risk that the phrase would be regarded as some form of slogan or that its inclusion without translation would, of itself, be seen as a political statement,” said Judge Stephen Eyre, QC, chancellor of the Diocese of Coventry.
he basically said that the entirity of the irish language is a political statement, that speaking it is a political act & putting these totally heartfelt worlds on the gravestone of an irish catholic woman who completely assimilated to english culture but wanted some memoriam of her culture in her children’s wishes, is a political act.
Untranslated Irish words would be “unintelligible to all but a small minority of readers”, he ruled in his judgment for the Church of England consistory court on 6 May. He authorised a memorial which included a translation of the phrase in English.
why does every passer by need to understand the words on a gravestone of somebody they don’t know? why was this even taken into account?
& you wanna know why it would be unintelligible to all but a small minority of readers? bc its IRISH ; a language the english tried for CENTURIES to wipe out. they punished people for speaking our culture’s language, they killed people for it. the amount of irish people who know their own culture’s language is horrifically small & it’s entirely because of the racist onslaught the english perpetrated against us when they decided to try & wipe out our culture. also, why does it matter to anyone but the family what words are on THEIR MOTHER’S GRAVESTONE?
also, this battle has gone on for TWO YEARS. two years where this poor family has not been able to grieve properly for their beloved lost mother, where they can’t honour her with their culture & their language that they have probably fought to keep alive.
i’m so fucking disgusted.
Almost three fucking years after she died, her family is finally allowed to put her national language on her gravestone.
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.
“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”
“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”
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“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”
You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.
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ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read
"I stabbed myself with a plastic knife a few times.” - Sebastian Stan
"My friends were making fun of me. I was walking around the house for a while just flipping that plastic knife. I mean, I was driving in intersections and just flipping it in the car." - Sebastian Stan
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Sebastian Stan could run me over with a freight truck and I’d thank him.
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