Things i write

That's literally it + personal bullshit; my main is @riverbae hmu

[elusivemp3]

“Like a compass facing north, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman”

Khaled Hosseini

[ms-demeanor]

A heads up for y’all:

Tumblr is apparently getting pretty serious about deleting people with multiple unused URLs for violating community guidelines. If you’re going to use multiple URLs for whatever reason (you’re saving one for a cool blog idea you’ve got, you’re seeing what combos of header and background the blog generator spits out, you’re a pastel moodboard blogger and you’ve gotta differentiate between dusty rose, millennial pink, and rose gold, you’re trying to follow in aquafresh’s steps and re-start woody’s roundup) - WHATEVER the reason - you have to use those blogs like blogs. If you’ve got an empty sideblog URL (even just ONE empty blog) Tumblr may decide to treat it like a bot and delete your whole ass blog.

This is ESPECIALLY true if there’s a recent uptick in bot activity on tumblr (and I can’t be the only one who has gotten twenty messages about “pics for u” this week).

So if you’re generating new URLs please put something on them.

Signed,  - that weirdo with a million sideblogs who doesn’t want to see you get deleted

[fuckprophecys]

English: I before E except for after C

Me: then explain Poseidon

[luckywolfsbane]

He is the Sea.

[fuckprophecys]

Listen here you little smooth son of a biscuit

[thatmasquedgirl]

I would just like to thank the English language for coming together to make this joke possible.

[ghoulfriends-s]

Ryan: At this point, our audio recorder picks up what sounds like a loud whisper

[LOUD UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISE]

Shane:

[gothgfs]

are you aware of your impact on gay culture

[justjames]

:))))))

[llstarcasterll]

Commission for @foxsten

Neil & Andrew - The Foxhole Court

[taratjah]

I’m reading Lord of Shadows so here is Dru ^-^ I believe I haven’t drawn her before.

[lestraxnge-blog]

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[omega3]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[christel-thoughts]

She made her account private after this

[proto-homo]

“Higher your goals”

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[wordfather]

Otp Moments ~ Prompts

“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”

“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”

“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”

“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”

“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”

“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”

“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”

“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”

“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”

“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”

“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”

“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”

[okay]

“Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”

[mraculous]

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au