vita mors est

My dark thoughts and some random stuff that I like (inc. NSFW material)

[suomeen]

Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...

[suomeen]

Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...

[syvyyksien-spazi]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[fridge-full-of-feels]

The timing… omg

[immediatebreakfast]

Sorry to be clueless, but is this good or bad? I know that Guillermo del Toro is a genius regarding movies, and that he will do the story justice... But horny? Why? Are those actors specialized in horny tension?

[fridge-full-of-feels]

I can’t say what their chemistry will be like together, but here’s what I do know about them:

Andrew Garfield has been wanting to play a bisexual Spider-Man for ages. He’s also been shown to be very comfortable kissing other men in public.

And Oscar Isaac really wanted a gay romance in Star Wars between his character, Poe, and Finn.

Then you have to factor in Del Toro’s monsterfucker energy, and this is a recipe for something very horny about to happen, if not in the film, then on AO3.

[immediatebreakfast]

Oh wow, it is the perfect recipe for the horny™.

[nehirose]

oh this is DEFINITELY going to awaken something in the collective conscience.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[reticent-artificer-deactivated2]

[kingdeath000]

In the 70s - 80s we'd have bands that would write songs with titles like The Penetrator and the lyrics would go "with big bad arms / I plan your defeat / I search your hole / to put my meat" and cishet people went yup this is the height of masculinity it can't get any straighter than this

[kingdeath000]

People we're *shocked* when the guy who wrote this said he was gay

[transselkie]

This is the guy.

[niceinchnails]

why so celibate

-the jerker

[shizas-salad]

Why did this make me laugh

[niceinchnails]

Because my friend you have a jovial soul

[yossyislandd]

[megmelodia]

[geryone]

Sick, Jody Chan

[einmalzuoft]

which parts of you did you kill so you could stop feeling?

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[thehalflingsleaf]

"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care

[legenaid]

Man idgaf anymore whatever happens happens

[nobody-knose--archive]

evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial

[strange-aeons]

welcome to he podcast

SCHLORP

[obviousplant]

What’s your next career?

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]