I am an Ironic Piece of Stardust

I am bored now so I'll just post anything that I feel is cool.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[sleepy-bebby]

There’s a scientific journal called “Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List”.

In 2005, computer scientists David Mazières and Eddie Kohler created this highly profane ten-page paper as a joke, to send in replying to unwanted conference invitations. It literally just contains that seven-word phrase over and over, along with a nice flow chart and scatter-plot graph.

An Australian computer scientist named Peter Vamplew sent it to the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology in response to spam from the journal. Apparently, he thought the editors might simply open and read it.

Instead, they automatically accepted the paper — with an anonymous reviewer rating it as “excellent” — and requested a fee of $150. While this incident is pretty hilarious, it’s a sign of a bigger problem in science publishing. This journal is one of many online-only, for-profit operations that take advantage of inexperienced researchers under pressure to publish their work in any outlet that seems superficially legitimate.

[mychanceasastar]

I won't take him back until he finally begs for me like he's supposed to.

[mychanceasastar]

Why is the world so cruel? My poor earbuds 🥺

[mychanceasastar]

The aftermath 🥺

[mychanceasastar]

Why is the world so cruel? My poor earbuds 🥺

[mychanceasastar]

Why is the wifi buns?

[tunakitchen]

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

[pipplepantslovescartoons]

I needed me a silly pallet cleanser...

Can’t wait to see how the colours fuck up

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[mychanceasastar]

There's a guy in front of my house cleaning out his car in the middle of the road

[mychanceasastar]

Are companies just allergic to good fashion these days?

[997]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

Sign the Petition

Defend the Internet Archive

[997]

[celestialrunes]

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOUR DONATIONS ON CHANGE.ORG DO NOT GO TO THE SUBJECT OF THE CAMPAIGN

That means that when you donate, it goes to change.org. Now, this isn't useless — it does mean that the petition gets boosted. However, you're pretty much doing the same thing by reblogging. I am concerned about people donating something like $40 dollars since I'm not sure if they realize it doesn't contribute to the legal fund or not.

If you want to donate to the internet archive's legal fund (and help with operation costs), then you can click here to go their donation page

[mychanceasastar]

My headcanon for Alastor as to why he doesn't look he's pulled from the 1920's-1930's? He stole Sir Pentious's coat, and that's why Sir Pentious tries to fight him all the time. Like I get that Sir Pentious goes after Alastor because he wants more power, but there can be more than one reason to want to fight someone all the time. It's more realistic to hate people for numerous reasons, so Sir Pentious could definitely have numerous reasons to want to fight Alastor. Sir Pentious wants his coat back.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[mychanceasastar]

Ye

[mychanceasastar]

Do you guys think whenever you copy and paste something on your phone like a link, that the link is stored in your thumb?

[mychanceasastar]

LinkedIn sucks. I can't even get my account back.

[yqm]

but its important

[japhers]

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

[nyawave]

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

[squakamole-deactivated20230109]

I FOUND IT

[mychanceasastar]

I'm so honored to have scrolled to this gem 💓