Pyro Girl Blogs Again!

Hey, babies! My name is Aislinn. I am 17 years old and a generally fabulous, hipster-y, pyromaniac human being. I have absolutely no friggin clue what I'm doing on here, so I can't really describe it... I suppose it's another one of those "look at me! I'm a teenage girl look at how deep and look at how cool and look at how witty I can be!" blogs... Enjoy <3

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Yo

Haven't been here in a while... SAT's + AP's + trig = BLOWNNNNNN

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Quick question

is facebook stalking your brand-spanking-new boyfriend's ex an  unhealthy behavior? just thought I'd ask...

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yes, ma'am

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Oh Shiznicks

Soooo I just went to the doctor and got a blood test for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

It was horrible.

And it turns out... I have a heart murmur.

Whatever the fuck that means.

So freaking out? Me? A little bit.

I've been sick for the last couple months, nothing terrible, but bad enough to be annoying... I KNEW I shouldn't have gone to the doctor, I feel like a freaking human pincushion... they took out FOUR vials of blood. Ew.

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Dan Bergstein Is My LIFE

OH MY GOD!

Dan Bergstein - the amazing sparklife blogger of amazingosity, to those of you who don't know - is BLOGGING HARRY POTTER!

This just made my life.

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"F*** you, F*** you, F*** your family, your life, everything you believe in F*** you, F*** you, I wanna smash your f***ing face in"

- The superamazing breakup song I helped compose last night, in which we rhymed "douche bag" with "fag." It was pretty epic.

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Pyromania

So I was at a girlfriend's (the platonic kind... pervert!) last night.

It was a breakup party - we blasted angry music, ate cartons of icecream, and composed an angry song on her electric guitar (the chorus was amazing, I'll post it in a bit)

After she finished ranting and crying, we went up to her room and started playing with lighters.

It was positively amazing, she had 12 of them and we just screwed around with them, burning slips of paper and whatnot... turns out she has instructions from a friend for making them explode, which we plan on trying as soon as she makes him swear the exploding lighters won't kill us all.

I'm so flipping excited, I can't even tell you!

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Me: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Kid: Drive an unmarked white van

Me: ...

Kid: And give out candy to little kids

Me: ...

Kid: Would you like some candy?

Me: I'm walking away now

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

AWESOME LAND!

Or Paris... one of the two.

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What the hell?

What the hell have I? Little pride

-Alice in Chains

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"Que tu m'aimais encore C'est quelqu'un qui m'a dit que tu m'aimais encore Serait-ce possible alors ?"

Quelqu'un M'a Dit by Carla Bruni