Baby dreaming and making space for my sexuality

Scandinavian intersectional feminist & queer, she/her dreaming of becoming a mama. Daydreams, homemaking, sexy times, country living - In a relationship. 18+ blog.

[1940to1949]

I’m stealing her look.

[mydirtymindpalace]

Same 💕

[ohjessmarie]

[331miles]

Need.

[estrellah]

[eatsbeets]

[thymehoney]

[jarpadandjensens]

@ nowandgen   ♡ ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[mydirtymindpalace]

Eep! That's cutest! 💕

[alraunahomestead]

[miss-baby-l-deactivated20220612]

❥❥❥.•.¸.~❥

[femmesbians]

I would literally die if someone bought me some cute lingerie just because they wanted to see me in it 😳

[plannedparenthood]

Getting and giving consent doesn’t just happen when things are starting to get sexy — it’s got to happen the whole time, every time. That means checking in with your partner to make sure everything that’s happening is still okay. And if they pause or don’t say yes, it’s time to stop and check in with your partner.

[mydirtymindpalace]

Dup-con can be sexy in fantasies, but it isn't sexy in real life - consent is.

[thegoodvybe]

[vintagegirlonabike]

[infp-raindrops]

Hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love. She’s a three page love letter in a world full of relationship status updates.

JmStorm (via infp-raindrops)

[the-farmhouse-vixen]

[mydirtymindpalace]

Looks like a storage room for a small local theatre group. Place I would feel at home. :)

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mydirtymindpalace]

Some laughs for everyone. Happy May First! 💕🌸

[thebadboys]