왜 잘생겼다

I'm Simmy and I've found myself with more obsessions than I can handle

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[nuevayor]

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

[myeolchi-choco]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[sicklygrl]

kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions

does any1 else go thru periods where u don;t want 2 talk anybody not bc ur distressed/angry or u dislike the people ur talking to but bc the pressure of having convos gets overwhelmin sometimes and u jus want 2 step away 4 awhile like i feel like an asshole for going ghost a lot but it;s therapeutic 4 me the pressure of being present and vocal all the time is tew much

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[298320482349204821999]

anyone: so where do you see yourself in 20 years

me: lying facedown in a shallow ditch, not even injured or anything, just taking a rest by the road

[fiireforaheart]

I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting because of what I said

[divination-advice]

1000+ followers!

It’s been a while since we last celebrated a milestone, so we decided to do a giveaway! Nothing big of course, we’re all still students 😋.

So for this milestone we will choose 3 winners at random. To enter all you have to do is follow us and reblog/like this post!

The prize: one big spread (whatever theme you want) and a custom spread!

Good luck everyone!

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[laguerradelasgalaxias]

But still we just say “look how far I come” Hindustan, Pakistan, to London.

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[afirahs]

[keyblack-hl]

Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

[penroseparticle]

good he deserves it

[tiffanarchy]

he is a good boy

[snime]

atla has the clearest demonstration of the emo/goth dichotomy of any piece of modern media, i think. we as an audience know that zuko and mai shouldn’t have ended up together, and this is because zuko (an emo) and mai (a goth) are so fundamentally different. in this essay, i will address th

[recentgooglesearches]

do ghosts think i act weird