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@myfavouritefadedfantasy
1x05 / 4x04
send them to the white lotus
everytime I see a flemson stan getting pumped that LOD might be coming back I want to shake them and ask if they realise how aggressively heterosexual Jed is going to make Kate this season
“Alright. Just, uh, wanted to let you know Mummy still doesn't love you.” Roman finds out his mom is getting remarried (and immediately makes sure his siblings didn't know before him) | Succession 3x06, “What It Takes”
JUDE -> HENDO
J. Smith-Cameron as Gerri Kellman SUCCESSION (2018—)
cho gue sung the man that you are
december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.
what’s next? the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall? the major lift?
do kids these days still say click. i think they might say "tap". girl help my technological language is dated
50 years from now in going to be like click on that link and my grandkids are going to be like 🙄 yes i will """"click""""" on this meta neurodownload grandma 🙄🙄🥺
I’ve never seen succession and yet I’m so invested in whatever Matthew Macfayden has going on with that dude called Greg I might give it a go
do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?
anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?
they were like "that's a real crime that happens to real people!" like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, "hey, my name is arson, what's yours?" and then the response they'd get us, "a‐arson...? 😰 like.... as in... setting property on fire....? that.... that happened to me once, i... i need to sit down.."
stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!
Big stupid feet, and you’re not presentable. Not one bit.
I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.
he can submit his takes to the peer review process like everyone else
I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u
she embodied it
a list of things jose mourinho has said that would sound fake coming from anyone else:
“please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. i’m european champion, I am not one out of the bottle. I think I’m the special one.”
“its like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. you pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed but the blanket is made of cashmere” alright rich bitch
“I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble”
the paraphrased version of I prefer not to speak
“young players are like melons. only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.”
“can messi be suspended for acting? barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. he’s learned play-acting.” oh april 2011 how did football survive you
“look I’m a coach. I’m not harry potter”
“I think arsene wenger is one of those people who is a voyeur” - this one is STILL the most batshit, no wonder wenger decked him
on that note he also said: “I don’t think arsene wenger and david dein are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels.”
ALSO on that note: “he is a specialist in failure” also about wenger. jose should just be a feature on arsenal fan tv
but it’s not just arsene though bc we got this gem: “when you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair, and guardiola is bald. he doesn’t enjoy football.”
“you might as well put a cow in the middle of the pitch, walking. and then stop the game because there was a cow”
“if they made a film of my life, I think they should get george clooney to play me. he’s a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal.”
“sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists.”
“I have nothing, nothing to say. nothing, nothing to say. nothing to say, I have nothing to say. nothing to say, I am so sorry, I have nothing to say.”
“I read something, some quote from the worst manager in the history of the premier league, frank de boer - seven matches, seven defeats, zero goals. he was saying was not good for marcus rashford to have a coach like me, because the most important thing for me is to win. if he was coached by frank, he would learn how to lose”