Every Night Fucks Every Day Up

Shut the fuck up I don't want your conversation

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME or I’m going to be worried about you BITCH.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[beyonslayed]

so no one caught that Paul was definitely not at the last supper since he was an apostle and not a disciple of Christ

[ororomunroedontpullout]

THIS NIGGA READIN THE BIBLE

[-fs-]

You gotta remember not everyone was raised like you.

[sexynakedblackguy]

On god

[errrrkkk]

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[pretty--chic-deactivated2017062]

[zoekravitzdaily]

[eazyvisuals]

Film files

[everhthinginsidemyhead]

[themuseinmuseum]

[notesoutofmymind]

[demigodxtonio]

[bitchycode]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[toonskribblez]

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

[raveezus]

[raveezus]

[blkanie]

“Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.”

— (via electric-daisy-forest)