hit or miss, i guess he’s into piss, huh

maddie/20/she/they (mostly a kink blog 🤫) 🔞

[untitled21199]

Interesting merch choice Noel but I support 💦💛

[elonpleasefuckmywife]

ha

[untitled21199]

thanks, elon

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[eroticheskiy-vampyr-blog]

Pee/omorashi questions

I said to my friend, there is not a omorashi questions list, and so, he made this and sent to me) And yes, you can ask it to me) 

1.  When did you first realise that you liked pee/omorashi/watersports/ as a fetish? 2. What do you enjoy the most about it? 3. Do you prefer to see men peeing, women peeing or both? 4. Have you ever peed on someone else? (A lover or a friend, by accident) 5. Do you like to pee yourself or do you prefer to see others peeing? 6. Have you ever peed yourself? (By accident or on purpose) 7. Has anyone ever peed on you? 8. What was the longest time that you’ve ever held your bladder? And did you make it to the bathroom? 9. Have you ever had a public accident? 10. Have you ever peed outside or in public? 11. Have you ever been desperate even though you didn’t intend to be? 12. Have you ever wet the bed? 13. Have you ever had an accident because you were scared? 14. Have you ever seen someone else wet themselves in public? 15. Have you ever made someone else wet themselves? (By scaring them, buying them drinks or distracting them so that they couldn’t go to the bathroom) 16. Have you ever peed somewhere that you shouldn’t have because you needed to go? 17. Have you ever peed somewhere you shouldn’t have because you wanted to? 18. Have you ever been caught peeing yourself, or peeing somewhere where you shouldn’t? 19. Has someone ever watched you while you’re peeing? (on purpose, or without you realising) 20. If you had an accident around your friends or relatives, would you be embarrassed?

[hold-it-all-deactivated20160210]

ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME

[omogoshhhh-deactivated20210310]

I meant to answer these awhile ago but I’ve been really busy lately and just forgot to. So I’ll try to actually answer them this time. ;-;

[omofan1653]

Feel free to ask me any of these!

[username915242]

ASK AWAY MY LIMITED FOLLOWERS

[omorash-me]

I’ve seen this post floating around and I thought I’d add a few more questions if that’s alright! Keep sending these asks!!!!!

21. What is your favourite clothing to wet in or watch someone wet? 22. What’s your favourite omorashi scenario? 23. Do you prefer to get desperate/wet in private or in public? 24. What is your favourite omorashi video? 25. What is your favourite omorashi story or fanfic? 26. Do you have an otpee if so who are they? 27. Is the focus better on the desperation or the wetting? 28. What’s better quiet wetters or loud wetters? 29. Care to share a personal omorashi fantasy? 30. Does anyone else know about your fetish? If so how did they find out and are they okay with it?’ 31. Do you have a strong bladder or a weak bladder? 32. What drink gets you the most desperate in a short amount of time?

[sinceiwassmall]

Worth re-sharing. :-)

[omorashisuggestion]

Um… Can you walk me to the camp bathrooms? It’s really dark and scary out there and I feel like i’m gonna have an accident.

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[softwettrans]

Something fun to do is to edge while desperate, so you’re keeping yourself from both peeing and cumming. You can tell yourself that after a certain amount of time you can pee, and then an hour or so after that you can orgasm. It’s great.

[transmlmnsfw]

concept: a relationship where we just casually tease/grope eachother while doing activities that otherwise have nothing to do with sex.

while I’m doing dishes you can sneak up behind me and hold my hips against the counter with yours, then kiss and bite at my neck while insisting i just keep cleaning.

while you’re getting dressed i’ll run my fingers over your most sensitive spots and toy at the waistband of your underwear, but when you beg for more i remind you that you’ll be late for work.

while we’re cuddling and watching a movie you can shove your hand down the front of my pants but not actually touch me, and when i start squirming and whining you just shush me

[bdsftm-deactivated20180909]

eating a boy’s pussy is a holy experience rb if you agree

[batty-baby-doll-deactivated2019]

dirty talk is hard when you’re shy and stupid

[mizenscen-blog]

A poem written by Isadora Duncan to Mercedes de Acosta, 1927.

[cyprinodont]

The dark souls of boner pills

[it-hasalreadyhappened]

A person who desperately has to pee but has their legs forced apart is always great. Especially if they’re tied up.

[forineffablereasons]

crowley coming downstairs into the bookshop in the morning wearing nothing but his sunglasses and aziraphale’s button-down shirt from the night before, still unbuttoned halfway down his chest, and probably those black socks pulled halfway up his calves, yawning alarmingly huge and settling himself on the arm of aziraphale’s chair. 

“it’s a good thing i haven’t any customers in,” aziraphale says, not irritably. his hand has, quite on its own initiative, found a soft, pale expanse of thigh. 

“luck of the devil,” crowley says lazily. he leans in close, nudging his nose against aziraphale’s temple, then steals aziraphale’s coffee from his desk just at the moment aziraphale turns his face to steal a kiss. 

aziraphale scowls, feigning shock through his surge of affection. “you’re a real demon in the mornings, did you know?” 

“oh dear,” crowley answers, terribly casual and somehow equally coy as he sips at the coffee, parting his thighs as aziraphale’s hand sneaks a path up under the hem of the shirt. “whatever will you do about me?” 

“haven’t decided,” aziraphale says, increasingly distracted, “but i’m sure i’ll think of something.” 

[hypersexualityfeels]

that hypersexual feel where you literally feel like you can’t even breathe because of this gross emptiness inside you

[hypersexualityfeels]

tfw u realize u have feelings for someone and the next thought in ur head is wondering if they would ever fuck u senseless and what their moans would sound like and now every time u see them iTS ALL U CAN THINK ABOUT like please just fuck me until i cant walk straight

[omosneeb]

7, 8, 15, 21, 22? (see, i asked just as many!) 💙

7. Favorite beverage to drink while holding?

well, water is the obvious answer, but i’ll assume you meant besides that :p

as extra as it is, i love shirley temples - just sprite with a little splash of cherry grenadine. it’s way less of a hassle to prepare than you’d think, and it really makes you feel fancy. even though it doesn’t have caffeine, something about the carbonation and flavoring (and the fact that i can drink a lot of it) makes it good for holding. plus it’s cute and pink! buuuut besides that, i also like dr. pepper and regular coke (and basically any other kind of soda). oh, and can’t forget iced coffee. dunkin’ donuts has these GIANT iced coffees that are so cheap, and i can drink one so quickly if i’m not thinking about it. i want to try holding while drinking wine (preferably something sparkling and light). i think that would be fun!

8. Favorite position to release in?

ooh good question! :D well, there’s a lot of good ones, and i think i’d need to experiment to be able to confirm a favorite. but i can share a few positions i tend to fantasize most about!

a classic is me sitting in my girlfriend’s lap, with my legs wrapped around her and holding on tight. that way my legs are held open, so i’d lose it that much quicker. honestly, though, it would be a dream come true to be in any position where i could press my face into ari, so that i could feel her near me as she’s letting me know it’s okay. i also like the idea of standing while releasing, because i’m sure i’d end up slumping forwards and having to be held by my (STRONG, WONDERFUL, SUPPORTIVE) gf. oh, and i saw a video over on twitter of this couple where the girl holding had her back to her gf’s front, and her gf was holding her thighs open and letting her hands wander all over, feeling her desperate gf up and pressing on her bladder just to hear her whimper. i’ve been wanting to try that back-to-front position ever since <3

in any case……love to be held.

15. How long have you been practicing holding?

not too long, actually! at this point, i guess i’ve technically experimented more with watersports than omorashi, but that’s mostly because i’m pretty bad at being strict with myself, and need someone to keep me accountable. up until now, i haven’t had anyone willing to do that for me, so i’ve been more inspired to be honest about holds lately.on the other hand, i tend not to feel the need to pee until the last moment, meaning i can get really desperate without any significant warning. this makes for good opportunistic holds, where i’ll still try to keep holding for as long as possible, though i never can hold it very long.

21. How much can you usually hold before having to release?

historically, not all that much. i can ignore my bladder for a looooong time, but as soon as i have to go, i get desperate really fast. 

22. Favorite fantasy?

well, that’s a hard one :p i’ve been doing a lot of fantasizing lately, thinking about all the fun @no-omo-bro and i are gonna get up to in december. some omorashi-related favorites are taking a nice walk outside along this river by our cabin until one of us loses it, getting fucked with a full bladder until i lose it, and getting to comfort my girlfriend as i feel her pissing herself in my lap because she just can’t hold it anymore. i can’t wait to hear the pretty noises she makes in person <3

…yeah. there’s more where that came from - even more when you go beyond just the omo fantasies. but that’s enough for now!

[trulythirsting]

you’re riding your fave’s dick and your bladder is full but you don’t want to stop to go to the bathroom but the pressure gets more and more intense and you leak on him a little bit and you’re so embarrassed and you go “oh my god I’m so sorry” but he moans louder and says “no, keep going” and his thrusts become deeper while you just empty yourself all over him and he just continues to fuck you harder, his moans getting louder as he feels more of your warm pee on him, until he cums inside you