Matt and Jay's answering machine
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@mykodachrome
Matt and Jay's answering machine
id love if he would get off his game and come fuck me - me and 40 year old white women about our respective romantic partners
at my brothers house immediately getting cookie crumbs all up in his bed
my horny ass could not live in toronto canada
liam gallagher would look so good choking to death
dissociation.
take those pants off…so i can see the full design of your boxers of course…no other reason
i love that it's literally canon that jay's mom didn't encourage him to rest or relax and actively guilted him about it even as a child and even when he wasn't feeling well but now as a grown up he gets to live with Matt and be a sleepy dreamy princess who dozes off during their movie nights and consistently looks like the coziest person in the world tucked into their couch. idk I just think it's sweet :-)
yeah cuz he needs to get a BOYFRIEND half his age duh
HAPPY BELATED CANADA DAY TO THEM SPECIFICALLY
bro got caught
I haven’t posted on here in so long but here’s a Dirties edit that didn’t do to well on TikTok 😭😭
are you KIDDING ME
my first edit!