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[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQA+ girls. 

girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.   

[lagrima-de-crocodilo]

[buttart]

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

[ithelpstodream]

[tiredtwstoutt]

Also the first African American woman to get a Ph.D from MIT

[thetallblacknerd]

Without her y'all couldn’t duck Sallie Mae

[itsexclusive]

God bless her.

[scully]

PIERS MORGAN DOESN’T REALIZE HE WROTE WHAT JK ROWLING RETWEETED ABOUT HERSELF, BYE. 

[teachorg]

Being the first African American woman to travel to space is one of Mae Jemison’s many accomplishments. A dancer, Peace Corps doctor, public speaker and astronaut, Mae went to college at age 16, holds 9 honorary doctorates and has founded many STEM-related programs for students.

[badinfluencer-deactivated201708]

THIS POSE IN ZERO GRAVITY, GOD YES

[disasterlarper]

as ur friendly Neighborhood Nursing Student™ i feel somewhat compelled to remind everyone with the hot weather:

every liquid except sea water and alcohol hydrates you. It’s not CHUG WATER OR DIE. in fact, gatorade and the like are designed to hydrate you efficiently.

yeah, this includes coffee and tea and soda. the diuretic is not enough to cancel out the liquid. juices and milk have solids in them, sure, but they’re also mostly liquid! it counts. 

your body can only absorb so much water at a time, so chugging 64 oz of water at noon and calling it good will do a wonderful job of flushing your kidneys, but not so much of hydrating your tissues. it’s more important that you’re getting consistent fluid throughout the day. 

there’s a lot of fancy ways to determine How Much Water (Liquid) I Should Drink but honestly? 8 oz (1 cup) every other hour on cool days and 8 oz every hour on hot days should be fine (assuming you sleep for a normal amount of time per day…. i’m assuming ur awake 16 hours a day.)

figure out how many oz each of ur favorite cups is. it’ll help your guesstimation. 

if ur urine is darker than light yellow, you’re dehydrated. 

if u pinch the skin on the back of ur hand for a couple seconds and it takes more than a second or two go to back to normal then ur dehydrated. 

[equalityformost-deactivated2017]

In regards to #1, don’t take this as an excuse to drink the sugar water that they call sports drinks. They aren’t bad for you per se, but please choose water.

[disasterlarper]

actually this entire post was written in the spirit of ppl using it as an excuse to drink sports drinks and soda etc

ppl have been commenting abt sodium levels in soda and sugar levels in sports drinks and thats all well and good but what i’ve noticed is that people who internalize “well, ONLY WATER hydrates me” but who HATE WATER remain horrifically dehydrated cause they dont drink anything. 

so like. if ur a person who haaaaates tap water, this is absolutely me giving you permission to drink whatever fluid you can stomach. please take this as a direct excuse to drink nothing but gatorade if that’s what it takes to get enough fluid into ur body.

it’s not the healthiest for you, sure, but you’re a smart enough person to know that. please drink fluids anyways. 

if u like water thats gr8. if you can stomach water that’s gr8. if you can’t, that’s okay too, and you need to stay hydrated just as much as anyone else, so please drink. 

[the-rain-monster]

I used to hate tap water, and in some places (looking at you, Iowa) it is legit disgusting, but one thing I do which helped a ton and was long term cheaper than buying soda or juice was to get a bottle of Angostura bitters. It’s a cocktail additive with a strong distinctive flavor, so although a tiny bottle is like $6 it will last you for ages. Put a small drop or dash in your glass then fill with water. It has a pleasant sort of herbal metal taste (I understand that those words don’t seem like they should go together but it’s hard to describe) which masks tap water. It also helps me smooth an upset tummy but your mileage may vary. It’s not something that will get you drunk, just a flavoring like vanilla extract.

If that all sounds like too much bother, dropping a lemon wedge into water also helps.

[adigitalmagician]

I am learning that lemon wedges are magical in almost everything I like to drink.

[jumpingjacktrash]

here is the magic that made me stop being chronically dehydrated:

because yeah, i can’t STAND plain water – it tastes like the inside of my mouth. it tastes like spit. imagine drinking a glass of ice cold spit. ugh. but add a squirt of this stuff to your glass of tapwater, and now it tastes like apple, cherry, lemonade, whatever.

i also got a bunch of these

and pre-prep them with flavored water, iced tea, iced coffee, whatever (or ask my helper to do it), and then when i’m thirsty but distracted and want to just grab some kind of liquid without thinking about finding a clean glass etc., i can just grab one of these.

because yeah, hating water is a thing, and dehydration SUCKS. so drink SOMETHING, don’t be a water purist. better to chug iced coffee than go without.

[shiftingpath]

Like that post about eating, it’s better to drink something that isn’t water than not to drink at all.

[softshirringsound]

Yes!! 👆👆👆 sometimes medications make food and liquids taste disgusting, Topamax especially, but with a lot of drugs you also need to be hydrated to reduce side effects. I always have a drink with me, no matter where I am or what I’m doing. If it’s in my line of sight, I remember to drink. If I don’t have one, I’ll go hours without any liquid and only remember when I get a dehydration triggered migraine. I try to reward myself for drinking water with flavored drinks, but if you just don’t drink water then go for flavored stuff.

[destinyrush]

Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.

Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.

It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinsey’s patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.

Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.

The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.

North Miami police have not released much information at all. They haven’t released the officer’s name, they haven’t given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.

#CharlesKinsey   #BlackLivesMatter 

#StopPoliceBrutality   #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment

[thememoirofafuckup]

#BLACKLIVESMATTER what the hell is wrong with people

[transautisticspencerreid-archiv]

have I mentioned yet lately how much I FUCKING HATE MY STATE. 

[blackmodel]

taylor swift: *is being made fun of for some shit she walked into and lied about, maybe called a snake at the most on instagram and has had the comments deleted* white people: CYBERBULLYING IN THIS AGE IS OUT OF CONTROL #ISTANDWITHTAYLOR Leslie Jones: *attacked by a self proclaimed ‘white nationalist’ for starring in a movie and is consequently threatened with racial and mysogynistic slurs on Twitter and nothing is being done about it* white people: ……well people will have opinions and everyone has the right to free speech…

[motionwaltz]

me as i draw the Pie sisters: Funny Idea…,.,.,.,.maek big sisters ➡️ LITTLE !

[goobermation]

its the princess of friendship aka NERD HORSE 

[omegaozone]

Shut yo mouth Pinkie!

Here’s a little gif I made to set everything up for my new animation style. There will be bigger things to come. I hope you enjoy!

Big version: https://gfycat.com/FrenchDismalAmericancreamdraft

[thescienceofjohnlock]

This advice on how to deal with "racist mouthy twats" has gone viral because it's good advice

Some great advice from Facebook user Paul O’Connor who might make you think how to handle a potentially dangerous situation differently than a straight on confrontation or silently ignoring it. Good advice on what to do when you find yourself near a racist mouthy twat who is spouting out their crap at some unfortunate person. …

[twodefenestrate]

Good advice on what to do when you find yourself near a racist mouthy twat who is spouting out their crap at some unfortunate person.

NEVER engage the perpetrator. He (and it is usually he) is looking for confrontation. Instead speak to the person he is abusing. Say hello. Introduce yourself. Shake his or her hand. And just stand with them. Keep talking. About anything. Weather. Bus schedules. Football. This kind of bullying never works against a group of people having a conversation. Usually a single person travelling or a mom with a kid or maximum, two women are targeted.

Form a group of people with and around them if you can. Don’t tell them they are not alone. Just don’t let them be alone. I speak from experience. Once, I encountered a young girl wearing a hijab being abused as a terrorist by a drunk man on a train. I just went and sat beside her and started a conversation with her. After a while, the dude lost interest. I had a lovely chat with a young student from Qatar. She wanted to study literature while her dad was only prepared to pay for engineering or commerce as he wanted her to join the family business. It helped her feel safe and it expanded my horizons.

This is known in behavioral psychology as “non-complimentary behavior”; by not fueling the aggression of another person and you can flip the whole script of all their expectations, and without any footholds for their aggression (like direct provocation and confrontation/conflict) to launch into further tirades against, the aggressor can’t continue their angry scene-building. The more people who participate in script-flipping, the more successful it gets, as in this post you see with the advice to form a protective group between the bigot and their target for that very purpose.

There’s an NPR podcast called Invisibilia which goes into detail about how it works and what sort of people rely on it everyday professionally and for survival alike, in their Flipping the Script episode.

[amemait]

Ooohhhh

[white-streets]

ruh roh

[letsgetthingsright-deactivated2]

what..

[the-elysian-dream]

She tweeted a DM by accident. The whole Twitter racism thing was a publicity stunt.

[bogleech]

It’s a fake screenshot you gullible-ass turds. Besides the fact that tons of them were made, the incorrect spacing, missing elements that all real tweets contain, the fact that nobody talks this way, the fact that nobody else saw this tweet when it ostensibly went up, the fact that nobody would need to fake racism when she received it from readily observable real accounts and the preposterous convenience of her specifying “the racist ones” like “AH YES, THAT FAKE RACISM WE WROTE WITH WHICH TO FOOL PEOPLE, INDEED, THAT RACISM, WHICH WAS FAKE, THE FOOLS!” this “screenshot” shows 498 retweets and zero of them exist. Also, the guy shown responding to it was a douchebag actually shitting on her and still confirms it was fake.

One google would have shown you so and spared you guys the humiliation. Oooooooooooooops!!!!! OOPS!!!

[blackfairypresident]

OP is a nazi and users of this website have the critical thinking skills of a peanut

[frontpagewoman]

[ghost-princen-blog]

Huge trigger warning for the GhostBusters movie!

I just went to see the Ghostbusters reboot today and without spoiling anything a character kills themself ON SCREEN through electrocution. This is done about 2/3 into the movie at a big confrontation scene. Be careful everyone, take a trip to the bathroom when this scene comes up if you need to or look away, just be aware that this movie has suicide in it.

[odinsblog]