[byjove]

I think if my cat was human she’d still bite toes, it wouldn’t be a fetish thing or anything she’d just do it out of spite. Like imagine you’re laying on your couch and your crustpunk roommate Tommy walks in and chomps down on your foot because you’re not paying enough attention to her.

[byjove]

If Tommy was a person, she would only shower once every two weeks and the only makeup she’d wear would be eyeliner and she’d never wipe it off, she’d just wake up and put on more everyday.

[robynneweaver1357]

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[seasonallydefective]

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

[an-aura-about-you]

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

[enkiduofvideogames]

Hate being the generation that remembers when youtube would tell you where the ads would be so you knew how many to deal with, and if there were too many you could just skip to the end and restart, and instead now you're ambushed every minute and a half with one or more ads

[sunfortune]

twilight sucks bc 99% of its plot Hinges on the cullens being otherworldly hot and that movie had all of them looking like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[elliot-amy]

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

[docchloroplast]

Sorry singed her WHAT

[jjaux-deactivated20240425]

[barnescafe]

i feel like this is the only time ive understood what an nft is so im gonna need someone to confirm if it's right or not

[sheepscot]

[dawningcrow]

[quite-quirksome]

Listen, I am absolutely OBSESSED with this drawing. It has so much character. Holy crap.

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[densoro]

#you’re the only den i mark

not gonna lie, that would 100% work on me

[zeetbl33p]

[toastbutteregg]

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[ajaxthebird]

*strips with malicious intent*

[schrodingers-fyke]

INCLUDING ANASTASIA FLSKJA:L

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spyderqueen]

Oh it gets better, because this then happened on r/austin

[callmebliss]

Four for you Mr. Butthole

[scoutsmoocrew]

There’s this “Krishna cow sanctuary” dairy on TikTok and they’re all like “we let our cows breed when they want and we keep ALL offspring for life, including bulls and steers and rescue cows

But. They’re in Hawaii. Hawaii. How long can they possibly keep everyone

[scoutsmoocrew]

They talk about how rotational grazing is super beneficial for the environment and like yeah

On grasslands where there were large grazers before

But in Hawaii, and when you’re not culling anybody and bringing in more and completely grazing-based????

[scoutsmoocrew]

My other thought is “how much money do these people have to have all that land for all those cows in HAWAII”

[scoutsmoocrew]

Ftr they do sell dairy products from their cows (which they proudly milk by hand like good for you I don’t have the patience)

I just don’t think it seems sustainable

[thegreatpigeonking]

[mastomysowner]

mirin_kou

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Chicken orb

(x)

[moony-bambito]

PONDERING MY CHORB

[moony-bambito]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[merethicera]

these have all come out in the past 24 hours in response to one another. war is hell