moshang alt for moshang thoughts lol

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so im not exactly known for my bingyuan thoughts but i just had one so here it is lol

Since it's revealed in the new extras that luo binghe knew that shen qingqiu wasnt shen jiu for quite some time, what if the obsession with calling him "shizun" actually had little to do with their roles as master and disciple and a lot more to do with not knowing shen yuan's real name and not wanting to call him by a fake name?

dont get me wrong, the master/disciple stuff DEFINITELY plays into it (for just so many reasons lol). But i really like the hc that he's been waiting for an invitation to call shen yuan by his real name and thats about the only reason he would potentially let up on the shizun thing

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OKAY SO i was doing my semi-regular re-read of "Husband (Imaginary)" (incredible fucking fic, go treat yourself and read it and have a good time. and if you've read it before, go read it again and leave the author a new comment talking abt your love for it)

ANYWAY

the brain worms started squirming in my head and i was like

okay but what if a fic where shang qinghua WAS totally lying about being married. like what about a fic where shang qinghua DID just google "hot guy" and pick some random dudes photo and put it on his desk and even committed to really well done photoshopping that makes it look like they got married

and he's getting away with it too. because honestly none of his coworkers have enough of an interest in him to give a fuck about whether he's dating or married or whatever and sure, he has an impossibly hot husband, who cares.

the thing is, what shang qinghua doesnt know because he didn't care about this random man outside of "hot eye candy who honestly might even be ai generated cuz srsly, no one looks THAT hot", is that the hot eye candy is the COO of a really large company. and because most people dont know what the ceo's or coo's of random companies look like, no one really clocks this.

except, now shang qinghua's company got hostile takeover devoured by mobei jun's company (luo binghe's revenge trip lololol mobei just follows his crazy bosses orders)

and now everyone is looking at shang qinghua like "wait you're married to that guy. wait what"

and shang qinghua gets called to mobei jun's office to "explain himself"

and what's a wormy lil scumbag supposed to do except cling to those golden thighs and beg for mercy? except shang qinghua is a bit incoherent about what exactly he's begging for and causes the biggest misunderstanding ever

and before he knows it, mobei jun, the hottest man he's ever met and the new coo of the company he works for, has agreed to be fake-married to him

what the actual fuck

and why did mobei jun send moving trucks

wait why is he being forced to sign actual paperwork legalizing their marriage

mobei jun is clearly a bit TOO committed to the bit and shang qinghua has no ufcking idea how to cope with the fact that he is now very legally fake-married to his new boss who he barely even KNOWS and wtf is even HAPPENING right now???

now this can go a few directions from here. i feel that the most obvious direction for us, the moshang army, is for mobei jun to have some version of love at first sight or they were childhood friends but shang qinghua forgot

BUT I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE

mobei jun is down bad for his boss. like desperately and hopelessly in love with luo binghe. sadly, binghe has never given him the time of day and doesnt even seem to be gay (the trail of women he enters into shallow relationships with doesnt really scream gay or even bi). so when this little worm man starts begging for mercy at mobei jun's feet, he has two thoughts:

lowkey, reminds him of how pathetic luo binghe can be and thats hot to him

when luo binghe questioned him about being 'married' (how the entire issue came to his attention), binghe was acting a bit off about it and some part of mobei jun's hindbrain is desperately hoping that he made luo binghe jealous and now he's thinking "what if i make it real, what if i make binghe actually jealous, what if binghe sweeps me off my feet and forces me to divorce this worm man"

(tragically for mobei, binghe was about 80% just upset because someone he considered a close friend never invited him to his wedding LOL 10% was jealous because cmon, binghe isn't BLIND, he just doesnt realize that he thinks men are hot and thinks mobei is hot, and 10% in shock that mobei has any interest in anyone at all. if he had to pick a person in the room that he would bet actual money was aroace, it woulda been mobei)

so now mobei is of the opinion that they're in a mutually agreed upon arrangement. shang qinghua gets to continue to pretend he has a hot husband and mobei jun can now parade shang qinghua around like a trophy in an effort to make luo binghe jealous. he thinks that this has been communicated perfectly and the pair of them are partners in crime.

this has not been communicated perfectly, and mobei's insistence on bringing qinghua to public functions where he acts super affectionate (for mobei LOL) and treats him like a precious and beloved husband is confusing the fuck out of shang qinghua. especially because mobei jun is his usual indifferent self at home. it's only when they're out and about that suddenly mobei is all pda and shit

like it would make some sense to him if he was drop-dead gorgeous, but shang qinghua isn't THAT good looking. he's not unfortunate looking, but he's not the sort of supermodel type you'd wave around like a trophy. he definitely doesnt have a lot else going for him (dead end job, flip-flopping writing career, shitty family), so like, what the hell does mobei jun gain from parading him around like this?

and meanwhile in their home life, they are starting to bond and enter the early stages of mutual pining. like they are genuinely attracted to one another and now that they're sharing a space, they have to spend a lot of time with each other. and it starts with small shit, like mobei realizing like he likes hearing qinghua's opinions on things and feels safe in his company. or qinghua having his normal horny "ohno am i an m, because him looking at me like im a mosquito is srsly doing it for me" or like, noticing how silly and bratty mobei jun is. he seems so outwardly perfect, but inwardly he's kinda immature and ridiculous and pouty and that's kinda cute dammit. and evolves into them spending time together by choice and doing little nice things for each other for now particular reason and man, they dont realize it, but the feelings are actually starting to build up

meanwhile luo binghe IS actually still 10% jealous. which isn't enough for him to break up a marriage that seems fairly happy, but it is enough for him to drink vinegar, hate shang qinghua, and realize "ohshit i like men too". so mobei's plan was unexpectedly working in ways he couldn't have imagined

anyway, after a lot of buildup and moshang have officially entered the mutual pining stage, mobei jun is left feeling like "what the fuck do i do, we're literally married, i dont know how to tell him that i want to be for real married to him now" and he's starting to spiral in frustration

so luo binghe notices that there seems to be trouble in paradise and he takes mobei out drinking and drunk mobei confesses that the marriage isn't actually real (sort of). tho he doesnt confess the REASON for the fake marriage, he's not THAT drunk. and luo binghe, ever the opportunist, is like "ohshit wait so you guys arent happily married? you arent even a couple? mobei is free real-estate?" so luo binghe makes his move and tries to seduce mobei. and like, for a moment, mobei jun is tempted. this is the guy he's been uselessly pining over for YEARS and now he's actually looking at him and wants him and wow his crazy plan actually WORKED??

but then he thinks about qinghua and what he actually wants now and like, binghe was always this unachievable dream. and besides that, binghe is the biggest manslut he knows. mobei jun wants commitment, he wants love, he wants to be someones one and only, he's largely a monogamous guy. no judgement to binghe's poly lifestyle (during the times when binghe's actually being poly and not a huge cheater LOL), but thats not what mobei actually wants in a partner. ((obvs we know that binghe is perfectly capable of being that man, but mobei does not know this given every relationship he's ever seen binghe in))

so he goes home with the realization that he's just chosen a loveless marriage with qinghua over the whirlwind romance with the guy he's been in love with for ages and wow, he's actually in love with qinghua isnt he? and fuck, how does he unfuck this situation?

because during the mutual pining arc, shang qinghua started to realize mobei's feelings for luo binghe. it wasn't THAT hard to figure out. when he really asked himself for what audience mobei was putting on the show, it became painfully obvious. and working for them both means he's seen plenty of times that mobei is mooning for binghe and trailing after him pathetically and yep, fuck, shang qinghua just has to figure out that he's in love with his husband at the same time that he figures out that his husband is just using him to make someone jealous (it also became rllyyyy obvious bc of that 10% jealousy LOL lbr, when luo binghe is drinking vinegar, he has a way of making it everyone elses problem).

so now shang qinghua is lowkey bitter because every time that mobei jun tries to close the gap between them, he thinks that it's all an extension of trying to make luo binghe jealous. and mobei jun is lowkey bitter because the more he tries to invest in his relationship with shang qinghua, the more qinghua pulls away from him

luo binghe eventually gets sick of this bullshit, mostly cuz he's still upset over getting rejected and this will-they-wont-they is highkey insult to injury. so he does something to slam the pair of them together and leaves to go pout (maybe he locks them in a closet together, maybe he fires them both, maybe he just snaps at qinghua to actually appreciate mobei properly dammit, maybe a lot of things lol)

anyway a dramatic confession later and now the pair of them are fr married lmfao

or i guess in the spirit of the usual moshang pattern, instead of binghe losing his temper, shang qinghua decides he wants a divorce and tries to run away and mobei jun hunts him down and one dramatic confession later, they're happily married

LOOK THE POINT IS I THINK THIS IS A FUN IDEA TO PLAY WITH

also i do want throughout just the reactions of qinghua's coworkers being like "wtf is actually happening with that guy frfr"

[wifiwuxians]

i know this one has been posted already but here it is individually to continue with the song lan sunday backlog, request 37: moshang as song lan's parents!!!

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guys im depressed and i want moshang to fix me

please gimme fic recs

preferably complete works. level of angst doesnt matter so long as it's a happy ending. preferably nothing with heavy bingyuan or qijiu subplots or honestly, any subplots that really take away from the focus on moshang. just want my blorbos to love each other and focus on each other and yeah

wanna lookit my blorbos in love and use it to fight down the depression

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headcanon that airplane is the biggest liujiu shipper

wrote fanfiction, liked the concept, and when he saw them irl interact he was like "maaannn why'd i have to give them such a tragic ending??"

so initially when liu qingge lived through the caves and liuyuan started to get along, he was like "omg my ship is HAPPENING" but then he found out about cucumber bro and he's like, lowkey upset at shen yuan for sinking his ship x'D it's not the end of the world, but man, cucumber-bro really does suck the fun out of everything

so like, post series, shang qinghua is the middle of his very confusing Will-They-Won't-They courtship with Mobei-Jun. like on one hand, mobei is seRIOUSLY starting to make progress with things and shang qinghua is enjoying his violence-free and noodle-full life, but also mobei is like... fucking confusing.

so he decides, fuckit, im pretty sure i had some mind-reading amulet or someshit in chapter who-even-knows (prolly cucumber-bro, man that dudes memory is like a steel trap) and he's like "aight i'll go find that amulet and then i can figure out if my king is just giving me all the most confusing mixed signals in the world or if he's like, actually into me"

so he goes on the quest, somehow manages to snag the amulet, and all is well and good until he realizes he fucking misremembered the plot-lines. the PENDANT was the one with the mind reading powers, the AMULET gives you the ability to see and touch and communicate with ghosts!!

which is an objectively terrible and cursed thing that shang qinghua decidedly does not wanna bother with. hell no. he does not get paid enough for that shit. so while he's toying with the amulet over on an ding and contemplating what to do with it, he just happens to spot liu qingge being stalked by a ghost...

...a very specific ghost...

so, like any shipper with the opportunity to Make It Canon, airplane shooting toward the sky knows EXACTLY what to do with the amulet >:D

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oki NEW CONCEPT

so

pidw! liu qingge regresses from the point of death all the way back to the point where he was a disciple

the thing is, shit is Different

he's like, 15, a disciple, and shen jiu has only barely followed yue qingyuan back to the sect

and the thing is, shang qinghua is Different.

it's not that liu qingge was ever like, besties with qinghua. the two of them maybe went on a few escort missions and attended meetings together, but they were never close

but heres the thing:

airplane doesn't have an ooc lock.

why would he? for shen yuan, of course 'shen qingqiu' can't change personalities 100% over night, that's gotta be a gradual shift. and shen jiu was a fairly major antagonist in the original book. he had a prominent role. and his personality was a huge part of fulfilling that role.

shang qinghua on the other hand? his position in the story is so irrelevant that the system would have let him kill mobei jun. he's a one note villain. barely spoken of, barely written about. airplane himself barely knows the guys actual personality, bc literally this character only existed to betray the sect and then die off screen. shang qinghua, in the original pidw, shang qinghua was as irrelevant as qin wanrong. such a pointless character that you, my dear reader, prolly had to go look her up because you forgot she existed.

all of that to say, the system had absolutely no reason to enforce ic behavior onto airplane. only that airplane had to commit to certain missions. even if the system had tried, airplane doesnt even know this dude well enough to pretend to be him.

and what would be the point? no one in this world has ever met the original shang qinghua.

except for the regressed liu qingge.

and heres the other thing.

airplane isnt like... changing the plot as dramatically as shen yuan did, but he IS changing the plot. just literally by existing. by being a strange aberrant person who wasnt there initially. by doing things that airplane would do and not doing things that og!shang qinghua would do. it's a drop in the bucket, change wise, but it does change shit. it does effect the people around him and how they behave.

so liu qingge's first suspicion is that perhaps shang qinghua also regressed backwards in time. it would make sense. it's not like liu qingge is acting like himself. he's not the same person that he was as a teenager.

but.... shang qinghua isn't acting like the adult shang qinghua that he knows either. in fact, his behavior is COMPLETELY different. like that is a whole ass different person. liu qingge isn't the most observant guy on the planet, but he's not BLIND. this shift is as dramatic as the difference in personality between wei wuxian and lan wangji. that is NOT the same fucking person.

so now liu qingge is investigating airplane, because he is absolutely not about to sit there and let some skinner demon wear his shixiong's skin or whatever the fuck is happening

and see heres the second stressor that liu qingge is dealing with:

shen jiu tried to save his life. he failed. he failed spectacularly. but the person he thought was the worst scum ever had tried so desperately to save him from his qi deviation and that's not exactly something you brush off

and even more so: liu qingge is no longer a dumb teenager.

when liu qingge was an actual teenager, he was busy with his training and overall, just a dumb kid. and look, it's not like he grew up to become a super genius or anything, but he's not as wrapped up in his own bullshit as he was as a kid.

so when liu qingge met shen jiu for the first time, the real first time, he didn't see any of the signs. he saw a snappish and angry person who treated yue qingyuan like shit and clearly got a nepotism hire and had no morals and looked down on everyone and just all of shen jiu's actual flaws.

this liu qingge tho? he's been a peak lord for years now. he's seen shit. he's been places. he's no longer a fairly sheltered young master who has no idea what happens in the real world.

and it only takes one good look at shen jiu to make it obvious just how much abuse he's endured. he hasn't had years to learn how to conceal his trauma better. he doesn't have the cultivation level yet to fight for himself. he's just an abused ex-slave with trauma practically roiling off of him in waves and liu qingge, as an adult, is sitting here absolutely baffled as to how his teenage self missed every single sign

so now he's paying more attention to both shen jiu and airplane, because holyfuck he might have been partially wrong about shen jiu literally this whole time, and because that is NOT shang fucking qinghua. and shen jiu hates him just as much as before, because trauma, and he notices the unnatural attention directed at shang qinghua so now shen jiu is paying an unnatural amount of attention to shang qinghua

which would be all great and magical and fine if shang qinghua wasn't currently hiding a recovering ice demon in his leisure house

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aight im bit by a plunnie bug again and by the gods, i love it

what about: ACTUAL gold digger airplane

bare with me.

make it any modern au with rich mobei jun. is he a ceo? is he just from old money? is he qinghua's boss? i literally do not care. just make mobei jun rich as fuck

enter shang qinghua: piss poor and struggling with the bills and dependent on the au, maybe dealing with a slightly abusive boss who is always mean to him for no clear reason. sure, the boss is hot, but damn no one likes a shit boss

and shang qinghua one day just wakes up with his broken aircon and his crappy apartment and his empty food fridge and his aching body and goes "fuck this. im going to climb that man like a tree."

it has nothing to do with love or even lust in the beginning. shang qinghua just wants to be a sugar baby, god dammit, and he'll seduce the meanest guy he's ever met to get it even if it fucking kills him

sure, mobei jun is his type and literally his ideal man, but thats not what this is about. this is about wanting to have REAL meals and to not beg landlords not to evict him as he only can afford partial rent and not having to go write his smut in public cuz his power went out again, either the faulty wiring in the building or the power company was sick of his iou bullshit

POINT BEING, he wants LUXUARY. he wants to be SPOILED. he wants more money than he knows what to do with! he wants an allowance and warm clothes and COMFORT

and frankly speaking, the target didnt matter. mobei jun could have been a gross and sleazy old man for all the fucks qinghua gave about the current target. at this point, qinghua would have seduced jin guangshan if it got him out of poverty, he does not care. mobei jun just so happened to be close and convenient and look, it doesnt hurt that he's hot

so yes. this is what i want. slowburn romance with airplane doing his fucking damndest to seduce the fuck out of mobei jun for his money and slowly falling uncontrollably in love with him over the process. dealers choice if mobei jun is slowburn falling in love as well or if he was already in love with qinghua or anything inbetween.

i also think it's interesting both directions for mobei's knowledge. like, if mobei jun KNOWS what shang qinghua is doing the whole time, that's pretty funny. mobei jun sitting here like "welp, this is certainly the funniest gold digger that crawled into my lap thats for sure". or the angst route of mobei doesn't know and he thinks shang qinghua is 100% sincere in his affections and the heartbroken fallout when he learns that shang qinghua only pursued him for his wallet and airplane having to fall all over himself to apologize and grovel for forgiveness. basically, both directions are really good and i love this

this brain worm will not leave me and i am haunted by it

if anyone knows of a fic that already exists with this basic premise, please send it my way because i have a NEED

gimme secretary qinghua climbing into his bosses lap and begging sweetly for a new car

gimme barista qinghua winking at the clearly rich and difficult to please icy customer and asking to go to expensive restaraunts

gimme author qinghua sending sexy selfies to his very wealthy patron in hopes of getting more tips

gimme anything so long as my hamster man is an unrepentant gold digger and mobei is his target

[mymoshangthoughts]

some nsfw moshenshang thoughts

shang qinghua getting double dicked by his two husbands, both of them using his body roughly like a fleshlight as he's powerless to do anything but moan. mobei jun only really letting out growls, but shen yuan berating him through it. rough and relentless, until shang qinghua is full of cum and sobbing from overstimulation

shen yuan and mobei jun passing shang qinghua back and forth throughout the day. he spends the morning in shen yuan's lap, writing his next masterpiece with shen yuan's constant criticism by his ears and hands groping his body. shen yuan's cock already inside of him or just pressed against his ass. he spends the afternoon sitting on mobei jun's lap on the throne, handling politics while his grumpy king hugs him close and kisses his neck.

shen yuan eagerly reading everything that shang qinghua writes and chasing mobei jun down to talk about it. mobei jun, who rarely has time to read it, but gets a full detailed summary and critique from shen yuan within hours of the piece being written. they both at least agree to re-enact scenes from the writing with shang qinghua, in a sort of stilted nonverbal tsundere way

shang qinghua on his hands and knees with shen yuan thrusting into his mouth and mobei jun thrusting into his ass and shen yuan's hands in his hair, pulling it tight and mobei jun's hands on his hips in a bruising grip

shang qinghua waking up with morning woods poking him on both sides and the vague sense that attempting to get away miiiiiggghhhtt just make it harder on him

masochistic shang qinghua, sadistic shen yuan and mobei jun. lots of bdsm

shen yuan getting sex pollened so hard that one hole isnt enough, fucks both mobei jun and shang qinghua for literally hours until their holes are both dripping with cum

shen "no homo" yuan and mobei "emotions are for the weak" jun both crushing hard on the same guy and both failing really hard at flirting due to their inability to just be honest. meanwhile shang qinghua really has no idea why these two ridiculously hot guys insist on bullying him every day (bc yes, they're so inept at flirting that it's literal bullying. qinghua isn't even being obtuse, these two are just literally too bad at flirting for words). the realization that they're both competing for the same dude makes them both step up their game, except since their game is already so bad, this does not help

shen yuan and mobei jun are roommates who barely speak to each other, then shang qinghua moves in nextdoor and everything changes. now they have a pet hamster to fight over

shen yuan having a crush on his favorite author, so much so that he masturbates to fantasies of fucking the character that (he assumes) is the authors self insert. mobei jun having a crush on his subordinate at work, so much so that he's going a little insane about it. the two of them are drinking buddies who talk about their crushes. neither of them realize their crush is the same person

shen yuan and mobei jun taking turns fucking shang qinghua into the mattress until he literally faints, and then keep fucking him until he wakes up again. full of both their cum and literally out of his mind with pleasure

shang qinghua motorboating mobei jun's titties while shen yuan fucks mobei

switch shang qinghua, switch mobei jun, top shen yuan

sub shang qinghua, switch mobei jun, dom shen yuan

tying shang qinghua to the bed as punishment for being a little shit (read, overworking himself) and the both of them periodically returning throughout the day to the room to spoil him and then fuck him and then spoil him some more

[mymoshangthoughts]

longshot, but i am craving some content that has both moshang and liujiu (cuz theyre my two fav ships lol). any chance anyone has any recs?

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oki i just had a funny airplane headcanon

what if airplane's original body looks like, practically identical to luo binghe's pretty boy phase? like an absolute beauty, but not exactly the most masculine looking

and airplane, who's ideal body type is muscular and tall and masculine and shit, always wanted to somehow achieve that

so yeah, he wrote mobei jun to be his ideal man. the type of body and personality he wished he had. but he wrote luo binghe to be like "what if i went to super hell and came out of it swol as fuck? what if i just had a training arc and then i was sexy and muscular and strong and cool?"

so luo binghe is just, pure wish fulfillment body-type wise

but it just makes for a really funny and uncomfortable situation when/if someone figures out what airplane's og body looked like LMFAO

like, bear with me, but consider like... some sort of wife-plot bullshit that "reveals your true form" or someshit, and no one knows quite what to expect when that beam hits shang qinghua, because "what's it gonna reveal? a hamster? lmfao" but then instead of that, it's a twinky version of luo binghe and everyone is THOROUGHLY confused

shen yuan obvs would catch on first and probably break a fan at the realization lmfao (especially bc now, due to his fondness for this appearance, he's forced to think of fucking airplane as hot. BUT ALSO, THAT FUCKING HACK OF AN AUTHOR WITH HIS FUCKING SELF INSERTING BULLSHIT)

luo binghe having a "what the fuck do i have OTHER long lost relatives?!?!" reaction

mobei jun like "hm... yeah i'd still tap that" bc his only real consideration is whether this change in appearance would change their bed arrangements lmfao

airplane out here like "oh. wow. i'm Fucked" bc he has no explanation for this shit

[mymoshangthoughts]

some fanon vs canon questions LOL

i'd check myself but i lent out my books to a friend to read pff but i've been seeing enough trends in fanfiction that ive been like "wait is this just popular fanon or did i miss a passage in the novels?"

(tagging it as moshang bc its stuff i found in moshang ff LOL)

linguang-jun hates his brother bc his bro stole his wife (i thought mobei and linguang-jun were supposed to be similar in age so this one confused me a lot LOL)

airplane and mobei have been pining for 20-40 years (i thought the ages were ambiguous and i actually thought 'shang qinghua' was around 30-ish years old, making the pining more like 10ish years)

'shang qinghua' is older than mobei jun by 1-2 years (i assume this is fanon? bc to my knowledge neither of them are given a canon age??? but also wondering if i just missed something)

(this one is a disagreement im having with my sib LOL we dont know which of us is remembering correctly, so while im asking about fanon! please help with this!) shen jiu never ever tried to do anything untoward to ning yingying and this was a misunderstanding just like the brother situation OR shen jiu at some point in pidw tries to sexually assault ning yingying, resulting in the commenters demanding his castration and one of the many reasons luo binghe tortured and killed him. ((we're both huge shen jiu fans either way pfff it's just a matter of getting his backstory accurate))

an ding's robes are yellow/orange/gold (to my knowledge an ding's robes arent described but again, i coulda missed that LOL)

tbh if you have any fanon vs canon facts, i'd be interested in hearing them!

ANYWAY anyone who can help, please do! but also, if at all possible, i would love to have a quotation or a chapter reference for the info! (for example, with the thing im fighting with my sib about LOL if i just tell them "look the internet said im right" without a quotation or smth, they'll hang me. but just more generally, i like knowing where to reference the information)

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okay so ive seen the theme of linguang-jun trying to wife-steal airplane away from mobei jun a few times and that's oki and all BUT MIGHT I SUGGEST MY CURRENT BRAINWORM AS AN ALTERNATIVE

mobei jun wife-stealing shang qinghua from linguang jun.

it's purely a political move. mobei jun doesnt even know this guy, or if he does, he hasn't really fallen for airplane's charms yet. it's just this rodent man that his uncle is marrying and mobei-jun is in the middle of undercutting his uncle's political power and wife-stealing is just basically the next logical step for him

he doesnt actually consider what it means to wife-steal a guy, okay. he wasnt thinking that far ahead. he thought maybe a bit about papapa or heirs or that sort of shit, cuz that stuff is obvious. but he never really considered what it would be like to suddenly have this man living with him and sleeping in bed with him and waking up together every morning and talking at him nonstop and writing his insane porn and scheming for him and just... he never thought for one minute what it would be like to have a husband and he is at a complete loss lmfao

meanwhile airplane is like "meh i traded one loveless marriage with a random ice demon for another loveless marriage with a different ice demon, im not exactly losing sleep over this shit. besides, i wound up with the hotter one" (either an au without transmigration orrr where mobei jun was a kinda forgettable background character or even just "look he was my fav character but that doesnt mean i wanted to marry the guy lmfao i just think this type of personality is cool in fiction" REGARDLESS airplane isnt simping yet, he's just living his life lolol)

but yes, i want mobei jun to wife-steal the hell out of shang qinghua and to be utterly baffled when his husband is now just so much more than he expected. i want mobei jun to go a full arc of "omg im falling in love with my husband and i dont know how to feel about that". i want shang qinghua to just be a delightful gremlin who's rolling with the punches and living his best life "look i get to be queen of the north regardless, im living the dream life guys. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FULL MY COFFERS ARE???". but also shang qinghua being hella good and capable and causing mobei jun to sit here like "wait did he just fix my entire palace in his spare time....... and now he's eating melon seeds and scratching his ass I DONT KNOW HOW TO COPE BUT NOW IM HORNY GRIPPING KNEE AND UNCLE WHAT THE FUCK"

linguang jun who spent exactly enough time with shang qinghua to know that marrying the rat would be hellish is just like "ngl, p happy he got bride-napped lmfao". look, linguang jun isnt into rodents. thats mobei jun's kink oki

[mostlyratbased]

Mobei-Jun at times feel insecure about his husbands affections; he despairs at the thought of not being enough for him and would one day be replaced (delusional king). He remedies these feelings by following Shang Qinghua everywhere—including bathroom.

Shang Qinghua sighs and pinches his nose, “ My king, do you have to follow me when I use the pot too?”

Mobei-Jun sat next to him holding out the tissue “Yes

[mymoshangthoughts]

do you have any fanfiction recs with the dynamics you wrote abt in your cumplane thoughts collection? because it has me in a CHOKEHOLD. I am so weak for like cumplane where sqh can be interpreted as a whinier(?) sleazier binghe cause you get to do a mean sy x bullied sqh which i can't really get into for bingqiu with their canon baggage. but with cumplane you get to keep the setting. am i making sense here. probably not, ignore that

but anyways yes to sy shutting up sqh. Please share some recs if you've any <3 (I adore your mobinghua aus too!)

ahhhh im sorry, bro. unfortunately i havent actually read any cumplane fics yet >///>;; i've read fairly exclusively moshang thus far lol

thank you for enjoying the dynamics i think about for them! and i hope you find lots of tasty cumplane fics for you to read (also thanks for the ask my dude! i feel kinda special getting asked lol, even tho i dont have any answer)

[mymoshangthoughts]

preferred dynamics

(my hobby when im bored is making dumb lists so im going to subject ya'll to one of them)

moshang - switch couple 100%

bingyuan - switch couple (binghe wants to be fucked so badly it's hilarious)

liujiu - switch couple

cumplane - top shen yuan, bottom airplane

mingling - switch couple, but most satisfying when mingyan tops

mobing - switch couple, but binghe wants to be topped very badly

bingplane - switch couple, but i have a slight pref for binghe topping

og!qinghua x wei qingwei - switch couple

liuplane - switch couple

bingliu - switch couple

liuyuan - top shen yuan, bottom liu qingge

bingling - switch couple

yuanling - top shen yuan, bottom sha hualing

yuanjiu - top shen yuan, bottom shen jiu

og!qinghua x sha hualing - switch couple

moliu - switch couple

moling - switch couple

og!moshang - switch couple

[mymoshangthoughts]

new thoughts i am having lol

body-sharing svsss!mobei-jun and pidw!mobei-jun

now obviously, these two are the same person with basically the same freaking personality lol, so it's not exactly the conflict of "why are you trying to make me do something i would never do" as it would be for like og!qinghua and airplane or smth like that, rather, it's the conflict of:

life experience changing goals. there's obviously the broader shit. pidw!mobei having been a general of an army focused on conquest of both realms vs svsss!mobei having a comparatively peaceful life would mean one of them is liable to have war related ptsd issues and the other is overly naive with regards to things like war and conquest. so their ideals on how to run a kingdom would differ based on those matters. pidw!mobei would be keener on diplomacy when possible, but far more cut-throat when diplomacy fell through. in contrast, svsss!mobei is spoiled and throws around his weight more and thinks little of diplomacy. but when diplomacy fails, he's not quite as prepared for the full consequences of his arrogance. hilariously, pidw!mobei is actually more likely to have a human-friendly reign and be a lot more savvy of human customs. junshang would have had literally HUNDREDS of human brides and idk if you noticed but binghe isnt exactly understanding of his minions screwing up around his romantic partners. so pidw!mobei would have to learn how to ensure half of the harem is treated well and also deal with treaties that junshang carelessly made with this human settlement or that human settlement. after awhile, it all just bleeds together and the realms are combined so tbh he no longer can be paid to give a fuck about whether someone is human or demon. in contrast, svsss!mobei is essentially only familiar with airplane and only attached to airplane. he doesnt have any real reasons to interact with consort shen, separate from how there were hundreds of harem members who needed minding and protecting even when junshang was busy acquiring a new bride, and his dealings with the human realm are comparably sparse. so whereas svsss!mobei might be like "oh theres a famine in the western region of my kingdom, is there someone i can stab about it?", pidw!mobei is more liable to be like "/sigh/ open trade routes with human settlement on the north-western border, they specialize in grains that are suitable for demonic digestion". HOWEVER, svsss!mobei has a far more open heart (less betrayal, war, ptsd, loss, etc) and is also a lot more keen to listen to airplane. so things that airplane has said over the years have generally rubbed off on him. so sometimes he's prone to do things "the airplane way" without even thinking. like more devious and under-handed tactics than his counterpart might have thought of. it would make for an interesting combo is all im saying >:D and delicious internal conflict

romantic feelings >:D ngl, i kinda like the idea of pidw!mobei having a Thing for binghe. so if he's transported into a world where binghe is GAY, like, wtf, YOU MEAN HE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT WITH HIS LIEGE??? and the binghe he knows is poly as fuck. so he would have every reason to believe that so long as binghe is open to men, he'd be open to having a harem of men. so whereas our svsss!mobei is obsessed with qinghua, pidw!mobei is about to get them killed by hitting on junshang badly x'D. pidw!mobei never thought anything much of og!qinghua bc the dude was basically an npc to him, so he cannot fathom why svsss!mobei is so enthralled with him... until he starts to get it. altho he has STRONG suspicions that og!qinghua and airplane!qinghua are straight up different people. the differences between them are too vast. like, bingmei and bingge are clearly different, but they're still noticeably the same guy. pidw!mobei can look at him and recognize "yeah thats the guy im hopelessly crushing on alright". similar hobbies, motivations, way of thinking and problem solving, mannerisms, and just plain the same guy, albeit with a different life. pidw!mobei can also look at his svsss counterpart and be like "yeah, thats me, a dumber me, but thats def me". but airplane? that dude is NOT og!qinghua. pidw!mobei might not have cared about the dude or spent that much time with him, but the same could be said for sha hualing and he would have easily recognized if literally all of her mannerisms, personality, hobbies, and general existence changed 100% into a different person. so, at first he's paying attention to airplane bc svsss!mobei is paying attention to airplane and he's lowkey like "oki why are you interested in /that thing/ when JUNSHANG IS RIGHT THERE!!! HAVE YOU LOOKED INTO THOSE EYES?!?! THOSE PECS?! THE ADORABLE WAY HE COOKS FOR THE PEOPLE HE LOVES?!?!? ARE YOU BLIND?! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY LIKE ABT THE RAT????" but then when he pays attention he's like "no fr wait holdup that aint fucking qinghua" and now he has a mystery to solve and while he's intent on solving that mystery, he's forced to notice the stuff that svsss!mobei finds so enchanting about airplane. things that are actually quite similar to junshang in places (both mobei's have to acknowledge they have a "type") and just stuff wholly his own that is interesting. BUT ANYWAY, prior to pidw!mobei seeing the appeal of the all mighty hamster god, we have the hilarity of two mobei's in one body just like "no ew why do you like HIM, we are not doing that" (svsss!mobei miiiiggghhhtt have been interested in bingmei.... except watching a guy fawn over a corpse for 5 years can really kill the romance. necrophilia ain't hot, junshang. at least not to mobei pfff)

older vs younger >:D. pidw!mobei, if far enough along in the plot, would be significantly older than svsss!mobei and thus he has to deal with the cringe of "ohno why did i used to do that? did i think it was cool? ohgoddammit noooooo" and svsss!mobei has to deal with pidw!mobei being more of a fuddy-duddy who keeps judging him as being immature and "too young to know whats good for him" and all that sort of shit and look, mobei's of any kind do not like being condescended at ok

anyway my broader point is that i desperately want to see these sorts of conflicts with a body sharing situation between them and my brain is fizzling with each delicious idea for how they could argue

im thinking currently of a body sharing situation where they have to wrestle for control of the body and whoever has the stronger will-power of any given moment is usually able to gain control of it. but at all times, the other one is in the back watching and commenting and criticizing (albeit in a mobei jun sort of way) and so you could have svsss!mobei trying to deal with some complicated political situation with pidw!mobei in his head like "omg you're so fucking dumb, here let me take control" and svsss!mobei is like "no fuckyou stop distracting me" and so on and so forth >:D. even more hilarious when its like pidw!mobei over like "gonna shoot my shot with junshang!" and svsss!mobei is just "what are you doing... WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU CRAZY OR STUPID" and yeah >:D

then eventually, when they get on the same page on "airplanes are hot actually" it's the jealous competition of WHO can seduce airplane properly >:D. pidw!mobei is naturally better equipped to actually know what a human likes and how to handle the situation. but also because his behavior is odd coming from svsss!mobei, it's easily misunderstood. conversely, svsss!mobei has years of knowledge of airplane based facts to help him know what airplane likes as an individual, rather than broadly as a 'human'. so that gives him a bit of an edge. the competition is FIERCE and airplane literally could not be more confused over what the fuck mobei is doing and why he sometimes seems to be... jealous of himself??????

[mymoshangthoughts]

i now know that mobinghua has an actual ship name i need to find and tag my posts about it LOL but thats effort so imma just make a new post about it

modern au where mobing are mutually pining roommates and airplane moves in next door. and what does a mutually pining couple need more than a cute new neighbor that they're both crushing on?

qinghua crushes on mobei early on, BECAUSE OF THAT RACK CMON YA'LL, and binghe clocks it because that boy is made of vinegar. so even tho he's crushing on qinghua, he also sort of wants to throw qinghua out of a window so that the little gremlin stays the fuck away from HIS mobei. which results in delightfully sexually charged competitive hate-flirting between bingplane

binghe can't help but enjoy how vicious and funny qinghua is, not to mention shameless. he's just someone binghe can be really comfortable around despite knowing for such a short amount of time. BUT ALSO qinghua keeps trying to flirt with mobei and binghe has killed for less. qinghua meanwhile clocks that binghe is his competition for mobei, knows that he doesnt stand a chance against this drop dead gorgeous man, but decides to shoot his shot anyway. partially because he is just that shameless, partially because it might actually help mobing to finally confess, partially because this is all FANTASTIC fodder for his novel, and partially because binghe's flustered face is really fucking addicting.

mobei is blind to both binghe and qinghua's attention, he's been trying to get binghe's attention for YEARS via his own extremely awkward and incomprehensible methods of flirting. He's also tsundere as fuck and binghe is CRAZY popular with both the lads and ladies, so he's just sort of given up that this might be the best he's ever going to get. but he is full of longing. and then qinghua moves in next door and he's a lot like binghe, but also cute and unique in new ways, and mobei is conflicted bc qinghua is definitely tugging at his heart but he still loves binghe and he hasnt worked out the magic of poly yet so he's just "but how can i be in love with both?"

mobing are childhood friends and they didnt get along initially, but then they forged a friendship based on protecting one another at their weakest. they've always kinda had a "boss and lackey" relationship, which was really funny when they were younger, mobei was like 10 and binghe was like 6 and there was this tiny 6 year old bossing around a 10 year old and mobei just let him and it was Very Cute and i should prolly make a separate post later about my cute childhood friends mobing hcs

this post makes no sense LOL im just excited about them and shooting the shit pfff