#moshenshang

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Cumplane and their Cold Ass Big Titty Goth Wife™

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For @xxmiserysmilesxx

[xxmiserysmilesxx]

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

[red-garden]

I see plenty of modern AUs w Shen Yuan and Airplane besties, and enjoy them immensely. However. I would like to see Shen Yuan and Mobei Jun besties. They went to the same rich kid school and spent a lot of time in the same hospital (SY for his general ill health, MBJ bc his uncle keeps trying to Count Olaf him). They’re both ostracized for being weird so they try being weird together. Shen Yuan is always cold and Mobei Jun is always overheating so they end up developing casual platonic intimacy. Everyone assumes they’re dating because they’re always touching and holding each other. Especially good if they play opposite Airplane and the horrible little middle schooler he babysits/mentors bc he’s friends with the kid’s poor mom and she’s always busy at the laundromat. They’re both there just coping and seething watching the most obviously together gay couple walk around holding hands and being hot. Airplane is trying to become their third while Bunhe is trying to become Shen Yuan’s live in aid. Airplane will drive to the MoShen residence to pick up Bunhe from the single afternoon SY agreed to let him clean and Bunhe cries the entire car ride home because MoShen fell asleep cuddling on the couch.

[annoyingafterthought]

Actually finished the doodle!!! Anyways, inspired by when I used to share a bed with my brother and cold feet and hands... NOPE. NUH UH.

Pretty sure it's fannon (or it's a headcannon I like a whole lot) that Mobei Jun runs cold, so here's something inspired by that

I think it would be funny if they started being comfortable enough to share a bed in the summer, so everything is fine for a bit. And then fall comes (or they stay the night at the Northern Palace) and Shen Yuan is just like, "Blanket. You're too fucking cold." (In my heart he's a very picky sleeper)

Mobei Jun just got used to the weird soft bed these people use as well. Now he's got another weird habit to get used to? Uhg.

Anyways in spirit this works for cumplane day 2, but this isn't cumplane centric so I'm not going to tag it. I am so happy seeing all of the art and fics being done for cumplane week though!!!

[starlight-tiger]

Expanding on this post because I literally cannot stop thinking about moshenshang, it's actually insane.

Demon Shen Yuan is engaged to Mobei-Jun for political reasons. Shen Yuan is from a kingdom that’s located in a notoriously dangerous mountain range and merchants are consistently dying while passing through. So, in order to solve this issue, Mobei-Jun goes to talk to the kingdom in order to solve the issue and perhaps come to an agreement. 

The king ends up telling him that if he wants his merchants to be protected then Mobei-Jun has to marry his son, Shen Yuan. And sure, as powerful as he is, Mobei could just forcibly absorb the kingdom and force them to do what he wants but honestly? It really isn’t worth the effort and Shen Yuan is very pretty and he’s competent and very capable, so it really isn’t much of an issue for Mobei-Jun. So, without any delays, the two of them are married.

Shen Yuan is the perfect image of cold composure, after all, he was born into this role and he’s had plenty of time to adjust. Except this was never in PIDW? Mobei-Jun never had a spouse so Shen Yun is absolutely baffled. Especially when Mobei-Jun starts courting him, even though they’re married. We’ve got: bringing him different types of creature parts, even whole creatures (usually dead) when Shen Yuan shows that he’s interested in studying the fauna of the world (not that he says it), books on plants and beasts from different regions, sparring with him, and eventually biting him in very visible places because sure, everyone already knows Shen Yuan is Mobei’s spouse but now they know he’s his mate.

Then comes Shang Qinghua. Things progress as they did in SVSSS but when Qinghua is brought to the northern desert for the first time, he meets Yuan and he’s truly just so confused because so far, the plot has been normal and then all of a sudden, Mobei has a husband??? That was not in the novel, not even in the drafts. So they both find out they’re transmigrators pretty early on and start planning together, not just how to make sure Qinghua stays alive but also to actually fix PIDW and make it more closely resemble the world Qinghua had planned in the original drafts.

Mebei is very observant of the fact that his husband is very fond of this human. And while he’s possessive as all hell, if Shen Yuan wants to keep the human then so be it, Mobei thinks he’s cute enough, in a pathetic way. And he’s certainly not a threat to his marriage. Eventually, Mobei sees that Yuan is courting Qinghua, not that Yuan seems to realize what he’s doing. Mobei has come to learn that Yuan is a very competent man but when it comes to his personal feelings and how he thinks others think of him, he’s very oblivious. Mobei thinks it’s cute. So he helps out in the courting, making it more obvious to Qinghua and courting him himself. Qinghua realizes what’s happening before Yuan does. 

Qinghua at first, thinks Yuan is aware of what he’s doing and is blown away by how oblivious someone could be. It takes Qinghua grabbing Yuan by the face and kissing him sloppy style for Yuan to catch on and then realize that not only has he been accidentally courting Qinghua this whole time, so has Mobei. And now, Yuan really can’t let Qinghua die.

[theonethoughtat3am]

Ok, so I've been going through some svsss stuff and I've got an idea for an AU that wouldn't leave me alone, if you want it take it, I need it GONE.

BUT svsss au, where shen yuan and xiang fei transmigrate both into npc disciples in cang qiong, and they are on one of the unnamed peaks, and because I'm a nerd for music cultivation, it's essentially music peak, through I'm playing with the idea, that they cultivate throught all possible arts (because once an art/designer student always an art/designer student), so while yes, they do learn how to use qi thru playing on instruments, they also have to learn how to create them, and this lovely peak is full of creative gremlins, so they learn how to bassicaly design their own instrument, just so it fits THEM, because everyone who I know, including myself, in the creative people sphere, custumises to a certain point their stuff, not all, but some. So they learn to do this, in case someone decides to fuck around and use a bad wood, or something, idk, but you get my point.

They also make paintings, but instead of what qing jing does, where it's apart of the four art they need to know, this peak makes paintings and disguisses talismans within them (some are sold for rich people for demon detection, and such), those works can also work as places where to store ecsessive spiritual (maybe even demonic) energy, and can be created with qi, you just have to learn how to guide it.

Of course they also write poems and books and theathre plays, but I wanna move on from this whole thing, so I'm stopping here and getting to the somewhat storyline.

SY and XF transmigrate early, and become disciples of this exact peak, they unfortunately do have systems who don't let them interact with the main PIDW cast much. However, they learn everything they can and because they didn't change the plot much, the burning of the sect still happens and everything pretty much goes according to PIDW cannon.

Shen Yuan learns/relearns how to play some instrument with strings (I do enjoy a violin player sy, but honestly anything goes) and xf i think would somehow weaponize literature, but idk how. Perhaps ragebaiting? Could he create a whole newtwork of spies using badly written porn? I say yes he could, also any porn book written by the peak can help with lower aphrodisiacs, if you enjoy the book in any sense (shen yuan hates this, because it doesn't make much sense, HOW does book cure a mouthfull of sex pollen??!!). The books/texts are created from some mild sex plants, than when you fill it with qi, can react to readers emotions and dumb a persons nerves/senses into thinking that the pollen has been curred, so it just passes as mild discomfort. Only some milder pollens and poisons can be curred that way, anything higher then "Ineedtobefucked" pollen/poison and you need to go to profesionals, sorry. But perhaps if SOMEBODY didn't burn it down, they could figure out that too.

Anyway SY kind of uses strings as his personal weapon choice, because martial training, and sword training is still important, if you want to be cultivator, and I feel like XF would be a talisman sort of guy, bonus point if he could use his voice (he is his first time around a writer, and what is writers job? Storytelling, to tell a story you need to captivate people, so it needs to be attention catching, so yes, voice manipulation like some weird siren or such) to manipulate, help with cultivation, sort of like charmspeak for aphrodite kids in pjo.

MOVING ON

Cumplane decides to say fuck any kind of plot, let's avoid it as much as we can. They decide to open up a small tavern that host any and all travelling musicians, actors, dancers and all forms of artists. When there are none travellers going around, it's eather sy or xf performing on the stage, because its still a tavern and people go there to drink (perhaps they train their staff to perform as well, so they can get a break). Anyway skip into the future and some time after realm merging they meet Mobei-jun, whose own spies sent him there, because that place is full of high spiritual energy, when it shouldn't be. Somehow cumplane, who sometime before got married so they could start their bussiness, withound annoying questions, gets draggend into working with/for Mobei-jun, and later on, they, after some lovely explaining and conversations and such, become friends with him! Yay, maybe the protagonist won't smite them, if he learns of their existence.

Mobei thinks he's courting them human style.

Successfully.

Cumplane are oblivious. So what if they also handle some trade routes for north, and stop assassinations on Mobei-jun, and handle the logistics and strategy planning like veterans. They are men of modern world, one of them lived in poverty, other run a family company, they have a successful bussines in this life, they are doing fiiine.

It's just to help out their good pal.

The North is under the impression, that they have two queens, who run the place, so their king is being bussy with the leftover emperor duties (look me in the eyes and tell me that PIDW binghe would be a good ruler, hes bussy being a warlord and not doing any logistics or handling everything else that's not fighting beasts, getting wifes, and taking the first oportunity to be out of the palace, sometime reminding the rest of the demon council/lords, whos the emperor and why).

Anyway jump to meeting the empeor of three realms, half heavenly demon, Luo Binghe.

Lbg is post Bingge vs Bingmei extra, and is kind of fractic trying to find his kind shizun. He shows up in the middle of the northern court, with it's all three rulers (two of them think of themselves as some kind of advisors) and drags Mobei away, to do his job, while he's away and sometimes back to divorce some of his wifes.

Mobei-jun decides to bring his future wifes with him, so they can contutinue what they were doing, so cut to cumplane meeting some of the main wifes, getting to teach some kids, unexpected friendships with LMA, NYY and SHL (they bond over books, ragebaiting your partner, veils, being the one handling everything and being underestimated all the time).

If Lbg asked, no, these are Mobeis partners, they are married to each other and are allowing Mobei to be THEIR third, no, not interested in women and they are very very weak.

Like yes, we radiate spiritual energy, because we were trained cultivators, these days we run a tavern, and ocassionaly help manage the northern kingdom. Never mind that one of them decapitated a would be assassins with piece of wire. No Jungshan, this one did not just manipulate a poison into a mans glass, with his voice, what are you talking about.

It's a clown show.

I don't know how it's going to end, but what I know is that mocumplane IS happening. Don't know if bingge should be allowed to join or left to suffer, perhaps implode because of xin mo, decisions, decisions...

[araksi-art]

day 2 of moshenshang week!

the theme was courtship :] i specifically chose the subtheme of demonic courtship

hiiii @xxmiserysmilesxx :D

they're all stupid <3

[rainbowbutterfrosting]

I need moshenshang to play stardew valley with each other

MBJ

Some would assume he's the least enthusiastic from his demeanor, but he actually enjoys it the most.

Working dutifully in the mines. He mostly does whatever is needed. He'll often head to the skull caverns without letting anyone know.

^^ If SQH complains about needing rhubarb seeds but they aren't being sold that day, MBJ asks for any other sources, SQH readily lists them off, then MBJ somehow gets 50 of them

He also has the most insane RNG out of them while not knowing something was rare or valuable.

He doesn't talk to any of the villagers except when SQH tells him it's their birthday and he should at least give a liked gold gift because- (miscellaneous hamster ramblings)

He's level 10 in mining and combat. Farming might slowly be up there, but SQQ and SQH handle most of it. He never picked up the fishing rod from Willy; he never checks his mail

He only goes to festivals if SQQ/SQH are going

He likes Krobus. If ANYONE got friendship, it's that little guy. He's predictable and endearing <3

SQQ

Trying to maintain some order in their organization system, spreading out sprinklers with path markers.

He's definitely a perfectionist, trying to max out friendships and cook everything.

Look at this man and tell me he wouldn't LOVE Junimo Kart

He wishes PVP was enabled, but he'll settle on blocking SQH from the bed at 1:50 am

He likes the lore and storylines of the game. Also connecting hints and slowly figuring out what the characters like

I think he'd like things like the 999 challenge (collecting 999 of every item; from content creator thealgorerhythm).

^^ If they do something similar, SQH is surprisingly cooperative to help manage the spreadsheet

SQH

While he does enjoy some of the decoration aspects (he decorated Mobei Jun's home to look very nice), he also enjoys fucking with SQQ and randomly moving things around

He has also played the most so he knows all the meta about birthdays, point calculations, and profitability

Let him YAP for several hours!!!!

Knows how to emote, actively does it.

^^ He mentioned how to do it, SQQ never dabbled (they could physically talk anyway), but the moment MBJ gives a delayed heart emote, SQH's heart EXPLODES

He likes foraging because he knows some of the ideal pathways and when the special seasons are

He's either a god at fishing or hates it with every fiber of his being; no in the middle

LOVES challenge runs. He knows so much about the game and he likes going into them without tips or suggestions (Examples: not leveling up, lowest level of perfection possible, not using tools, etc.)

^^ SQQ would backseat game those farms, but SQH doesn't mind since he generally knows more.

He has a save where he divorced every character. Krobus lives with him

Bonus if they're trying to marry people that coincidentally remind them of each other. MBJ goes after Harvey (SQH), SQH goes after Haley (SQQ), and SQQ goes after Elliot (MBJ)

MBJ wouldn't bother with romance, but he's the fondest of Harvey's cutscenes. He also sees him as useful for the meals he can gift. SQQ would lie and say it's for the gifts (nope, it's just a hot man). SQH admits he's a whore

Also, if they ever dabbled in mods:

MBJ would only have mods required for compatibility, he doesn't care much. He would think Horse!Pam is interesting, he keeps it on, much to SQQ's displeasure

SQQ would prioritize quality of life mods. While he does dabble with game-breaking mechanics, he'd probably prefer things like the Automate mod or complete expansions like Ridgeside Valley

SQH- how has his computer not blown up? Think of the most cursed mods. Then having 20 of them active + all of the expansions into the game. Look at this man and tell me he wouldn't download a weed mod and roleplay as Walter White (MBJ is Jessie, SQQ is Skylar)