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@mynameis-bennet
Idek how taxes work, but I've gotten a refund every year since 2014. This year I started filling and saw that I owe a few hundred... Nothing's changed from last year to this year so I'm convinced that Uncle Sam is trying to extort me and I'm like... that's cold bro. I'm already broke, how is a wayfaring bitch supposed to get less broke if you keep taking my money? I'm deeply hurt. But tax day isn't until April, so I'm just going to sweep it under the rug until then 🤷
90% of conversations with me
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
I don’t like this post very much
june has had enough
june strikes again
This year, I checked out some library books for inspiration because I was incredibly depressed and I couldn't write. Long story short, I never read them, and actually ended up keeping them for so long after their due date that the library just said fuck it and charged me $150 for the "lost" books that I stared at every day for like 3 months in the corner of my bedroom...
When I finally took them back last week, I used the outside return boxes because I was scared the librarians would recognize me (even though I've only been there like 3 or 4 times in the last year and a half) and be all like "there's that sticky-fingered, sweaty-necked, tumbleweed-tit bitch that lives 5 mins away but can't return her books on time."
Anyway they've reduced my fine to $50, and there's no real point to this story except maybe that ignoring severe depression is an expensive pastime, as is being a bastard. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Can confirm this toy is pretty lit. Also love toys you can use hands free
Lmaooooo someone get me this toy bruv
Bitch I’m bout to buy this shit right NOW.
quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier
i did this and it didn’t work at all
My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:
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J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_
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Conditional Immortality of Lobsters
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No dad I won’t need a therapist anymore , I was gonna k*ll myself but then I saw a picture of a white boy with bangs holding up a paper that said “smile :)” on the Internet
my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
how do you fucking recover
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
