Sad Dad

I have no idea what this blog is anymore; to be honest.

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[telumendils]

his hawke brainrot is truly unmatched...

[the-big-mood]

I respect silent marketing.

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[segamascott]

[autistobrat]

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

[dykepuffs]

“They say, when you die, he’ll take your soul to live with him for all eternity…”

(Ominous door slamming, distant organ music plays “For I am the lord of the dance said he”)

[the-big-mood]

its NOT a phase

[ratantics]

Elmo likes Luffy because he's kind, friendly, and hates the government.

[fluff-only]

Opla Buggy’s attitude towards Luffy has this energy

[nicoyarobin]

[nicoyarobin]

[cute-animals-only]

[susanontherocks]

New Cerberus just dropped.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Now THAT’S a pet named Spot.

[shapeshiftinterest]

[scorpiosantos]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[thehikingastronomer]

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

[mercurymusing]

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

[quill-of-thoth]

Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.