this prince, of your dreams!

i tried tumblr in 2018 and it scared me so i deleted my account

[myosotis-prince]

i feel like im becoming an official tumblr blog now

trying to organize my tagging system instead of just reblogging for shits and giggs

there's ORDER here... and maybe this is unnecessary but i like doing it

giving a goat = i made/wrote this and i'm posting it here

giving a green goat = i made this art and im posting it here

passing the goat = reblogging/passing along an idea that isnt my own

passing the painted goat = reblogging/passing along art that isnt my own

x me = fics or y/n headcanons abt characters i like

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[mika-meowz]

TONIGHT!

[fandom]

TONIGHT!

[luxion912]

TONIGHT

[moniquill]

[fishwife-hiwaaranit]

I genuinely feel like I’m going insane sometimes

[fishwife-hiwaaranit]

Some more of my thoughts and a sketch page of myself because I love me

[eggseventy]

discord's new terms of service DO have a mandatory arbitration clause for the United States and Canada, you have 30 days to opt out by emailing an opt out notice to [email protected]. this has been your standard "for the love of god do not waive your right to a jury trial under any circumstances" notice

[alethiometry]

this is what i sent, if it helps to copy/paste!

subj: Arbitration opt out This message is to exercise my right to opt out and not be bound by the Discord provisions requiring arbitration, as of TODAY'S DATE. User Information Email: YOUR EMAIL Username: YOUR USERNAME Sincerely, YOUR NAME

also some more info on arbitration, the benefits of opting out, and how to do so (like op says an email should suffice): https://legalclarity.org/should-i-opt-out-of-an-arbitration-clause/

(obligatory i-am-not-a-lawyer-but-if-you-are-please-correct-me-as-needed)

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[trapny]

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

[cuprohastes]

Ah, how aspirational!

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[trapny]

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

[cuprohastes]

Ah, how aspirational!

[robobarbie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEST you can never deny the whore inside of u and im glad ur embracing him. may this next year be full of your tits and your tits only

Amen

[robobarbie]

“how some of yall act” YOUUUU MADE QUEST CALL US GOOD GIRL HMMMM

AHHAHHAHAHAHA

[hymen-restoration-project]

Under the feminarchy i promise to abolish israel

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[hellhoundclown]

10 years of scares yay!!!!

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[mormerill-deactivated20151018]

Mark and Jack, tiny husbands in love.

[myosotis-prince]

discovered a relic

[nyancrimew]

with the protests in LA today and the violent federal and local pushback from police: we (me and my editor ryan fae) are accepting leaks, insider data, and public + leak archives relevant to ICE/DHS, LAPD, LASD, and anyone else that could shift the power of knowledge to the people if it were published.

in my words:

for now it's just minor archival data and some older data, but YOU can make a change to that.

we have three bits up already. the below article will be updated constantly. contact info at the bottom of the article. we promise anonymity and general source protection.

#FckICE 2025 - cumulative leaks and data

let the games begin

[nyancrimew]

we have quite some data already

[californiannostalgia]

solidarity with california.

[cyprozombiegirl]

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

[bloodied-dagger]

okay I know we’re only 4,000 notes in but look at the likes-reblogs ratio… it’s almost the same. Staff you done fucked up

[rainbowangel110]

12k now, there's a difference in the ratio now but still a close one. Wowsers Staff.

[bloodied-dagger]

Good lord, staff

[rainbowangel110]

Mother of pearl you guys

[hell0jon]

bam

[sometimes-nonexistent]

Oh my god tumblr staff what have you done

[wanderingnelipot]

Doesn't seem to be slowing down either.

[ghoostiks]

hii tumblr