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It's a new moon night. Halloween is in 90 days. Christmas is in 145 days. New year is in 151 days. And I'm here

1:36 am. Why do I crave french fries with bacon?

“I told you both of us could fit.” “I fucking hate you right now.”

Dad: But what the hell is a fanboy??

Me: What you become when your soccer team plays.

"...And you can have a dream about drowning in oil!"

How to steal a panda

Just look at the profile pic <3

5-Year-Old Me Thoughts:

“Why do we make a fuss about peeing in the shower? It could literally save us a flush or two per day, stupid humans.”

Way to go, little me.

My Random Days