[pussycat-scribbles]

do you have any haikyuu fic recs?

Do I have any Haikyuu!! fic recs? DO I HAVE ANY HAIKYUU!! FIC RECS??

Why, yes I do. I would just provide a link to my bookmarked fics on AO3, but to be honest they reveal rather too much about my personal tastes, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So lets do this the long way.

Make yourself comfy, we might be here a while! 

national hot dad alliance is now calling… - 58K words of pure joy; various pairings; captain!fic told mostly through skype chats.

When You Wish Upon a Star - 32K words; the IwaOi bodyswap fic you didn’t know you needed.

butterfly in the subway - 63K words; DaiSuga; a You’ve Got Mail AU where no prior YGM knowledge is required.

The PDA jar - 10.5K words; IwaOi; Iwaizumi and Oikawa are grossly affectionate and the Seijou first years must be protected at all costs.

new phone who dis - 40K words (WIP); IwaOi; Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting.

stranger danger - 15K words; IwaOi; Iwaizumi refuses to give his personal details out to strangers on the internet. Oikawa just wants to know his name.

to be first, to be best - 26.5K; IwaOi; future fic in which both Iwaizumi and Oikawa are adorable idiots. And then Iwaizumi has an epiphany.

fake it, make it - 39K (WIP); KageHina; Hinata tries to be helpful and save Kageyama from an awkward love confession…by saying that they’re dating.

You’d fit my lonely arms so perfectly - 25K; DaiSuga; Suga accidentally calls a stranger instead of his best friend and it’s the best mistake he’s ever made.

Conquering the Great King - 106K of porn with plot; IwaOi; Iwaizumi takes Oikawa home from the bar for what he thinks is a one-night-stand.

[viria]

calm before the storm

[witcher-not-quitter]

Lambert:What if you jump and i throw and aard behind you, would that make it a super jump?

Geralt: Lambert you dumbass.

Lambert:...

Geralt:....

LATER

Vesemir: And how did you break your leg again, Geralt?

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[picsfromsiberiangirl]

Меня ондатра покусала.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brveQGvr7Ro

[montblanckeeper]

I-I want everyone, every single one -- when the New Year comes -- to be happy. Everyone. Like cats, people. Like so everyone would meet all the time, hug, kiss. Like, in any case, everyone's gonna be totally happy this way. And, like, if happy is total then everyone is gonna be happy

(this is literally what he's saying, it's not that my eng is bad)

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[sepulchritude]

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

[thenerdyindividual]

[catchymemes]

[cutiepasta-thewriter]

Me:*jumping into a fic without reading the warnings or rating again*

[valenciaarcana]

so i found these holy stock photos today 

[c0smic-v0id]

I wheezed while making this

@thearcanagame

[ari-ki-archive]

asra cgs as aesthetics/moodboards

[ part one ] 🧷 part two

[ikimaru]

they got caught in the rain 8′)

[rebelflet]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[thetoxiczombie]

how can you forget

[the-emblematic]

So we have raw physical power, polished intellect, unstoppable libido,

and now prefect etiquette

[inkshila]

me as ladybug because i have no sense of self embarassment on this blog

so basically, I was bored and drew a ladybug mask on my face with paint. And as I don’t have bangs nor blue eyes, I drew both of those on top of the pics, so if it looks weird that may be it lol

and a bonus: me embarrassing myself even further and adding cat noir to the pic lmao