Okay, so letâs assume that each time you hug someone your life span gets decreased by 5% of whatâs left (meaning if youâre 50 and have 100 yearâs total to love, those 5% would only be 2.5 years. Furthermore, after that youâre only supposed to get 97.5 years old anymore, so when your lifespan decreases by further 5%, itâs only 2.375 years your life gets shortened by - which is 5% of the 47.5 years you have left).
In that case you would, contrary to what many assume here, be able to give more than twenty hugs.
Now, letâs furthermore assume that you were 16 when you first did that - letâs say by accident. At this point you where supposed to get 100 years old.
The next time you did this was when you where 18 years old. After that, you started doing it for money - According to the text it should be at least 5 times - one time cancer, one time aids, âincurable diseasesâ is a plural, so thatâs two, and âmoreâ means at least one more. So letâs be generous and say you did this 7 times total.
Now, Iâm assuming ârichest of the richâ means at least Top 100.
According to this page thatâd be Aliko Dangote, with a fortune of $14.1 Billion. So, as weâre assuming heâs the last one who can afford you - and people would be willing to pay a lot for something like this, letâs put the price for one hug at $7 billion.
Now, according to this site here living in San Francisco costs an average of $1114 per month. But you get a lot of money. So letâs say you need $5000 a month. Thatâd mean you get along for 116,666.66666⌠years.
And thatâs assuming those people are only willing to sent half their fortune to save their lives, and you need more than four times the money of an average citizen of San Francisco to get by, which I doubt.
But okay, letâs assume you need new money every two years for one reason or another.
And we said you give seven hugs for money, minus the one you have at sixteen.
After the hug at 16, you would still be supposed to get 95.8 years old.
At 18, you therefore would have 77.8 years left.
Now, we said 7 hugs, every two years. At the end of those 14 years, you would still be supposed to get roughly 76.26 years old. That gives you 44.26 more years.
Now letâs say another year passes before you decide youâve had enough. 43.26 years left.
And letâs say one hug lasts for ten second, and it takes fifty seconds for someone new to appear and hug you. Thatâd 40s per hug, or rather 0.000001902588 ⌠Years.
By the time you would be below 20 years to live, at 19.0398572624416057301619011187264404296875 to be exact, you would have hugged 17 people.
Itâs getting really tiresome to put all of this into my phone calculator, though, so Iâll write an algorithm to do the actual calculations for me tomorrow and then tell you exactly how many kids you can hug until you fall down dead.
Iâm also pretty sure I made a typo while putting this in. Again, Iâll look into it tomorrow
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