George is a lesbian

Hi I'm Gabby and I'm bad at Nancy Drew games (Blog under construction)

[defectivenancydrew]

Um???

So the latest email from HeR(inactive) spells out “thirty-four” in highlighted letters during the trivia puzzle.

And they’ve got these two images in there:

There are red letters in the note from Nancy that spell “you’ve been hacked.” What’s happening???

The card links to their Instagram, which has been wiped.

They also said “you never know what we’re gonna post next ;)”

Someone figure out what the card means—are we getting a trailer?

I swear, if this is an April fool’s joke I will burn them to the ground.

(Yeah I’m still on their email list. The unsubscribe button is very small, okay?)

[ravangie]

too bad the guy has no relatives left they would tell him that all of his problems are coming from his phone

[mystery-gays]

Is the George in ur title George costanza?

Sir this is a nancy drew blog

[mystery-gays]

Irrefutable evidence that Henry Bolet is actually goth

By: Me

I am goth and I know a goth when I see one

Looks like young Robert Smith and Rozz Williams had a baby

Look at him. Just look at him. This man listens to Bauhaus.

Has the most exquisite goth energy I have ever seen

Sexy

No I will absolutely never be taking criticism on this

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[nancythedrew]

first of all,

[marynostop]

Tumblr couldn’t handle the raw power of this image and panicked

[thewynne]

Lol

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

What children’s media are we overanalyzing this week

[verballowfunctioner]

[perpetuallylocked]

Nancy Drew Game Abbreviations

[wickfordkoko]

you can tell Ned I’m fine lol

[ehzair-meekee]

The biggest lie I tell myself.

“I can play this rated ages 10 and up game on Senior Detective, for a first go. I can handle it. I’m an adult. It’ll be fine.” She said.

* constantly clicks Task List icon during game *

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* continues to aimlessly wander around, re-clicking every non-active puzzle or item with other inventory items in the hopes something happens, calls everyone, tries to talk with everyone, until deciding to look up a walk-through for a hint *

* clicks Task List icon again *

“I’m a really good detective who can figure things out,” she said.

[i-shouldnt-steal]

I like to play on senior for the puzzles, but I absolutely despise not having a checklist. It’s especially difficult if you pick up your save game after a couple weeks of not playing and you don’t remember what you were supposed to be doing.

[i-shouldnt-steal]

Clue Crew Question

Do you have one puzzle you never do yourself, always look up a walkthrough? What is it?

Mine is the puzzle in CUR with the fingers that turn the statue and its eyes. There’s NO WAY I’m going to trial and error that one, leaving and reentering the passage every time to see if the eyes are facing up.

[skipbrotstreasure]

Here’s a chance to get another Nancy Drew game for free! Big Fish has almost every game (except the earliest two and MID, I think), and this code is totally free, no additional purchase required! It’s working as of October 13th, 2020.

Go forth and play, clue crew!

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

Still not sorry.

[zorasublime]

Shorty had them apple bottom jeans~

[zorasublime]

He turned around and gave that big booty a slap~