Your Friendly Neighborhood Sexy Librarian

Several decades old. My hobbies include improperly training for 5Ks and buying the cheapest copy of any book.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

[lubefairy]

I will.

U feel it in ur pussy

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[dogpuppy]

[ukulelekatie]

me reading all the news articles and social media posts that immediately start calling the new pope Leo XIV

[boycritter]

sorry man im all booked

[boycritter]

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: CHIaqua on 小红书

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[typhlonectes]

Leaf sheep sea slug 

[vintageeveryday]

Joseph Ducreux (1735–1802) was a French artist known for his expressive and unconventional self-portraits. Unlike many portraitists of his time, who adhered to strict formal conventions, Ducreux infused his works with humor, exaggerated expressions, and an almost modern sense of personality.

[nyaa]

via

[kallistoi]

[video description: a video of a baby fox playing in a graveyard. end description.]

[helloneels17]

its okay babe i know things are pretty bad but one day a baby fox will frolick over our bones. the rubble, the decay, the decline....it will all be beautiful again

[emwheezie]

Smol Scale

[the-lorax-mustache]

I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

[notanatlantichorseshoecrab]

These drawings have such a joyful energy, like illustrations from a children's book.

[gacougnol]

Steve McCurry

Cammino di Francesco – Rieti, Italy

[thatmadscientistbitch]

I'm sorry but this photo got me emotional - this moment could have been from any time in the last 500 or more years and not a thing about the composition would have changed. Certainly, for hundreds of years, monks have worked in these gardens and stopped to pet animals in need of scritches. A monk 300 years ago dressed in this same style in these same gardens probably stopped to pet the ancestor of that cat. The only difference between now and then is that this time there was a camera. If you went to any monastery or temple in the world you could find similar scenes playing out.

People stop to pet cats and it has me emotional.

[naamahdarling]

This should be a statue. We need more statues showing kindness and companionship to cats.

[ayscl]

[microbicide]

deep sea creature

[xxwildpigxx]

painted this thang

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

The clowns are turning the palace into a circus

[bisexualwario]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[baddywronglegs]

For more where that came from

[birds-and-the-birds]

scrolling through the birdbuddy feed and this shows up and makes me lose my fucking mind

[roach-works]

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[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[todaysbird]

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder