In the wild worst

no one knows where the next fixation will take me, not even me Header by @cos-myc

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[yaoinurse]

[bas-rouge]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[calware]

vintage buttons from the computer history museum

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I guess theyre doing 3 Stooges blogging on my dash now

[stxrddst]

get carried stupid!!!

[newtypeoffreak]

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[sboochi]

Sun princess ☀️

[muppetshow2026]

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

[midoristeashop]

new to hijack hi