"I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning

Maybe we're from the same star." Name is Chibi! She/Her

[lesbianeo]

FFXIV is great

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. Shit.

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[natequarter]

[ID: three shades of yellow and orange, followed by the same colours in a gradient. /end ID]

[yaoiblackmold]

I was enjoying the gradient until I read the image ID and realised I'm not seeing the correct gradients

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm a cow milk fan but this ad is baffling. "Don't drink oat milk it's made of oats!!!" We know that's why it's called oat milk. Are they against porridge too.

I know the whole "processed foods are evil somehow" thing is getting out of hand but this is a level I haven't seen before.

[thewelllitweenie]

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#'pre blended inside the cow' is killing me

Was I wrong though

[chaoticfromacertainpointofview]

There's also the 'real' milk to consider like we couldn't drink whale milk right? Buffalo/goat/cow/sheep is fine but certain milk aren't just for us. Like baby whales need so much fat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Envisioning old whaling ships but instead of killing the whales for blubber and ivory they milk them and let them go

[morweneclipsed]

the KIDS act passed the house today. 267-117, 47 not voting.

that's not great. but it's not the whole story.

a few things got worse right before the vote too. the language that explicitly protected encryption, saying the bill couldn't be used to force platforms to weaken it, got quietly stripped out on Friday. that safeguard just doesn't exist anymore.

but this isn't over. it heads to the senate next, and the senate is genuinely not on board. blumenthal and cantwell, two of the senators who wrote the original KOSA, are saying they don't want this version near a markup. blackburn, a republican and the other original author, called the missing duty of care provision a red line.

worth being clear here, blackburn isn't on our side. she wants the policy stronger, not gone. but that's still a crack we can use. her opposition means the house version has zero guaranteed path through the senate as written, and a stalled bill is a bill that isn't law yet. use her objection, don't trust her motive.

senate commerce hasn't even scheduled a markup yet. that's the next pressure point. this thing has died or gotten majorly rewritten at this stage before.

contact your senators: find yours here. tell them you don't want the house version anywhere near a vote.

and remember, if you have to, contact your senators scared. anything helps.

this fight isn't lost. it's just moved.

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[tiruvenkadu]

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

[alexaloraetheris]

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[zesty-lemon-bread]

I love Pokemon’s world building because its just so absurd but interesting at the same time

Yes, there are Gods, and yes they have godly powers, even control over the very fabrics of reality.

But heres the kicker

They’re litterally just feral animals that will attempt to fight eachother on sight due to territory reasons and not give a single shit about the ramifications of their battles

Imagine living knowing that reality could collapse at any second because Palika looked at Dialga in a funny way and now Dialga’s out for Blood.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[cosmonautroger]

jellyfish babies

[cathartidae]

[source]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[draconym]

All the bees in my garden are so tired of me recording them like this

[chaos-smoothie]

[importantcatpics]

[akissmksskka]

kosa passed house, unfortunately. not the best news to hear

it isn't law yet, however. so don't freak out, yet. or at all because the best thing you can do is be calm. it still has to pass senate and that's a fact.

keep calling your reps... especially the ones who have voted specifically for the kids act + kosa. reminder that these aren't the only bad bills they're passing. i forget all of them (since they total as 19, i believe) but the screen act and appstore accountability act are especially alarming.

call, email, fax, and write to your senators! resources are right down below as usual for easy access! (badinternetbills provides you an email script and the names of senators. it's super easy, anyone can do it with just a few clicks. if you don't feel like calling you can wait until after hours and leave a voicemail. you can always write a letter, but i'd advise you do that immediately so it's seen as soon as possible!

and if you can't do any of those, it's okay. just keep spreading the word and not only on tumblr. make videos to post online and persuade family into contacting local congress as well (but be careful with who you tell, because they might just be in favor of these bills)

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