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@mysticalallseeingeye
I like to think the moon rabbits aren't even supernatural in origin. Every celestial body has telepathic bunny people except for earth, which is why we're like this.
The earth does have bunnies though.
They aren't telepathic though.
They don't know
what effect is this supposed to have on me
I have achieved god status after listening to it twice
ive been getting weevil wizard’s mail for weeks. mostly acorns and shit. im worried they’re gonna try to bore into my tower with their freaky nose thing
Ah another victim of my weevil phising mail. Your tower shall be mine by next winter.
Two boys were seen flying in a blue car chasing their train today lol, they couldn't catch up to it.
Just another win for public transport.
I CAST GO TO WIZARDING SCHOOL
*you will fall asleep during potions class*
Met a wizard who's evil plan was to flood the balkans, weird.
Do NOT trust the lady at the corner store she WILL rob you of all your magic beans
You think ALL the wizards of tumblr would just, what? LIE to you? For what? The BIT?!
The bit is a curse that allows me to be funny
@wizard-council-bureaucrat
Status?
well that's exciting!
The status of this spell is:
APPROVED
we recommend you not go around using it willy-nilly though
Warning
You will be placed on our monitor list after using this spell.
This is just to prevent anyone from accidentally or unconsentually stealing someones penis
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Someone fucking switched the breath underwater potion with mouthwash
Please help.
Guess who fucking switched it
My apprentice is teaching me internet slang. It sounds like spells i've heard before.
I REMEMBER,
THAT FUCKING BASTARD IS TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO SUMMONING A DRAGON!
My apprentice is teaching me internet slang. It sounds like spells i've heard before.
Blub blub
Someone fucking switched the breath underwater potion with mouthwash
Please help.
Shit for brains apprentice didn't know the difference between a wizard and a mage
Then you should be nice to them and actually TEACH them. Don't post about it on Tumblr while they're still struggling!
I know, i wrote it in a past tense because he has learned it.
Next I am learning my cat how to cast fireballs at those unfortunate enough to encounter him.
To me it's like this
*Cuts of his sons dick*
Shit for brains apprentice didn't know the difference between a wizard and a mage
Your wish? Heard.
You’re telling me they put this wizard in charge of 2024?
You mad bruh?
