I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
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I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.
this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK
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Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying
Oh thank God
it wouldn’t be christmas time without the yearly account purge freakout
Heads up, people
I'M DYING
LMFAO
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
That’s the funniest thing ever
Starting my new job Monday
AHDWHHAHSJ
Status: Deceased
Had some wine. Played Dream Daddy. Are you ready for this.
This is the best Dream Daddy video ever.
THIS IS ALL OF US WHERES THE LIE
This was fucking EVERYTHINGGGGG
LOVE THIS
LOVE
Markiplier has something in common with them over Craig
I'm dead and I love this video
which rpdr season is this from
I'M CRYING
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
I forgot how to breathe ahzhadhahshw
This vid gave me cancer
I’M HYPERVENTILATING
L M A O
ABZJAHHZAHHS The last "Nii" killed me
Throwback Thursday “Fire and Ice” - April 2013
#tbt #throwbackthursday #digitalpainting #xmenfanart #xmenart #jeangrey #emmafrost #xmen
Oh.My. Gods.
SO BEAUTIFUL
Hey, I hope everyone who doxxed RizzyDraws and reported him to his government for being gay fucking dies.
You have put a mans life in extreme danger, possibly condemned him to death, because you couldn’t handle him telling the truth about his situation, that being that he cant celebrate pride because his fellow countrymen will kill him.
FOR THIS PICTURE
YOU HAVE PROBABLY KILLED HIM!
So yeah, I hope you fucking DIE, because you had no problem condemning a gay man to death for speaking out about the threats to his life!
the full comic which got him doxxed and reported.
May God have mercy on your souls for what you have done.
I hope he’s okay :(
According to updates from a family friend he’s now in the hospital because he drunk enough housecleaner to damage his organs and its likely he’s not going to survive. He’s made a serious and likely successful suicide attempt. May those that did this to him follow suit.
God damn this site and everyone on it.
Gods, I hope this person survives. To who caused this to him: Karma will collect your debt, and so will the Rule of Three. You ruined a person's life, you horrible being, you can be sure it will return three times worse for you. Who did this... Burn in Hell.
Okay how is this not shaming straight people. I’m 100% accepting of everyone no matter the sexuality, skin color, personal preferences, etc. So why is it okay for gay people to talk shit on straight people? We’re all human. Just because you’re gay doesn’t make you better than everyone else. Same goes for straight people, men, women, whites, blacks. Just be proud of who you are. You don’t have to shame others.
Because Gay People don’t stop Straight People from openly being themselves.
Because Gay People don’t stop Straight People from expressing their gender identity in creative and innovative ways.
Because Gay People don’t drive Straight People to murder themselves at a 30% higher rate than the national average
Because Gay People didn’t shun Straight people and treat them like lepers when incurable diseases start ravaging their communities.
Because Gay People didn’t shun Straight People into hiding their sexuality and driving them to unsafe sex practices out of desperation for validating physical intimacy.
Because Gay People have never created schoolyard games based around physically assaulting Straight People
Because Gay People can’t get Straight People fired for being straight.
Because Gay People have never brutally and systematically murdered Straight People for being straight.
Because Gay People have never created such a hostile living experience for Straight People, where an entire celebrity-studded social media campaign was created to convince Straight People to not commit suicide.
Because Gay People have not spent centuries warping the minds of Straight People that they should hate themselves.
Because Gay People have not forced Straight People to legitimize their sexuality by asking “So which one of you is the top?”
Because Gay People have never dedicated copious amounts of time and energy into erasing the fact that a shit ton of historically important people were Straight.
Do I need say more or should I continue?
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R e b l o g
Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….
i think you forgot one
I am such a fool.
I forgot judgementsl cat too
But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)
Hnoly shit
Ok but how could you forget
Oh my god why did I forget him
Keep ‘em comin
Just thought that everyone should see this
Can I add?
Those faces
I'm DEAD
BLOG 10000000 TIMES
Never not reblog
This deserves so much reblogs
Star child
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.
Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
Reblog please. You could save someone
This.
I'm dead LMAO
So, here's a sketch of my OC Father Nature, Lauriel Greensoul. I really hate it when the pen messes up the lines, but I guess that's it. I'm not being able to draw so much, so I'm kinda evolving veeeery slowly. Well, that's it. May the blessings of Hecate fall upon you!