Long Furby Turned Me Gay

Hi I’m Kai! They/Them Twenty eight

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[millionsknives]

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

[millionsknives]

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

[revelware]

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[nultemp]

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[saltiecattoz]

i had a vision of evil version of that dolphin picture i thought it was funny

[whats-a-bear]

this format would do numbers with evil sims

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[waowpuppy]

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

[kimberphillips]

BEEF

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[sheldontinydino]

You meet all sorts of people on a river cruise

[ozempicofficial]

[emphasisonthehomo]

Honestly if any app asks for my government id, I am simply no longer using than app. Goodbye.

[3000s]

nobody says stuff like "youre cruising for a bruising" anymore. they just say other stuff now

[suinicide]

This is because everyone stopped fighting forever