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Tobias | 19 | He/It/Xe | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 We read Nicolas Cage's hit novel Memories 18+ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.

[mystixorchid]

Heyyyy what is goood!!! Are you a Nicolas Cage fan or devoted stan? Who needs an epic place to meet new peeps and share your love for nic cage and interests and all that stuff? or perhaps just someone that wanna just find a community and make friends, cage fan or not?

I, Grilled Snot Boy invite you to my Castle of Nicolas Cagesylvania! A dedicated fan server for the cage! If this answers the questions above, go on ahead and come aboard for the silly little shenanigans we may get into! 😁 X3333

!!This is an 18+ Server so no minors allowed!!

Check out the The Castle of Nicolas Cagesylvania 🏰🦇 community on Discord - hang out with 11 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat

[scourgiez]

Good boy/Bad boy

[mystixorchid]

Mwehehe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[segamascott]

[groovypascal]

How my weeks going since watching Spider Noir:

[totally-not-the-artist]

“I watched Spider Noir for the plot”

The plot:

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[groovypascal]

*nic cage voice*: Uhhhhh uhhhhh gender goals

[mystixorchid]

So true!!!!

[goose-smoothie]

all media involving Nicolas Cage becomes infinitely more enjoyable when you start approaching it with the idea that everyone was given a script whilst he was given nothing but a costume and a slap on the arse before being thrown on set

[mystixorchid]

Just one love tap and he’s cooking

[totally-not-the-artist]

I’m in a chokehold right now and I’m losing it.

Listen if I can’t have them together in a midnight sons film can I at LEAST have their Spiderman interaction. Please..?

It doesn’t help they’ve played universal monster characters either

I’m tweaking in this bitch bruh 😩😖

[hoardpiece]

You should let a creature own you btw

[hoardpiece]

If a creature takes you to their den and is licking you and purring and then they give you enough room to break free and escape thats a test, do the right thing and bury yourself in their fur. You don't want to make creature sad do you.

[mystixorchid]

🧐🎀

[jinchaeji]

"That's my little meow meow!" I say, pointing at a traumatised war veteran with spider powers played by 60yo Nicolas Cage

[bbqsplosion]

literally mreow

[kissentz]

yeah i'm still alive

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[mystixorchid]

I love y’all ^^

[spiritsisterofthemoon]

[mystixorchid]

Already me before I’ll watch the series at some point

[thereisnofood]

(clicks blog) (clicks gay little carrd link) (clicks anime boy to get to dni page) "dont interact if youre a freak/weirdo" ... (frowns) aww man...really?... well, whatever... i didnt even wanna follow you anyways. (sigh) (walks home alone with my head downand hands in my pockets kicking a can along the road as i walk)