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I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

k so u know how GM has gone down the shitter in terms of quality and design and reliability and everything in the past 20 years. okay so its about to get so much worse

cannibalchicken

triangleguy

ilywtf

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

feldfrog

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

poloorico

His dick was promised to me 4000 years ago

aflo

trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

pansyfemme

the honda cervix…

why is the entire trans pride tag full of porn bots

#its like 2nd in trending and its all bots

maidthings

"transndrophobia" as a movement makes so much sense as a young men's hate group that its kind of a waste of time to try to analyze it any other way

maidthings

the rhetoric, the recruitment channels, the general mode of operation, everything. Finding a legitimately aggrieved class of men and tell them its women's fault continues to be an extremely tool for reactionaries

CRACK THAT EGGGGG!!!!

man ive been TRYING finally someone fuckin gets it

#mailbox #one night we were drinking and i got him to admit he'd at least THOUGHT about taking E/transitioning #but came to the conclusion that it wasnt for him but i think its a self esteem issue #like i think he thinks hes too ugly to pull it off but he's literally gorgeous #we just had to cut his long hair tho cuz he just got a job that requires a 'clean-cut' look. very very sad

rollercoasterwords

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

#fav