Greg be like...
“Let’s have a light snack”
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Greg be like...
“Let’s have a light snack”
I live a (fat)Mycroft appreciation life.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but not including me in the wedding photo is going to send you to prison dude
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner
I counting on you lol
can’t even risk it
I need this the save my Etsy account!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
I normally don’t do these, but I could really use a wish right now.
I caved. Made a wish.
Mycroft’s inside out AU, all done!
I’m dead😍😍
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bbcsassdeadass:
THIS. THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE SHE’S BLAMING HIM AGAIN. SHE IS BLAMING A POOR KID THAT TRIED TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER FOR HIS GOD DAMN FAMILY AND ALL HE GETS IS THIS RESPONSE. LIKE DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT AGE HE WAS WHEN SHIT STARTED? WHEN EURUS KILLED REDBEARD AND HE HAD TO COMFORT AND CHANGE HIS BROTHER’S MEMORY. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GUILTY HE FELT? DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW STRESSED THIS MAN IS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND THE FACT THAT HE IS RAISING YOUR GOD DAMN CHILDREN AND MAKES SURE THAT EURUS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SHERLOCK WAS USING DRUGS? WHY AREN’T YOU MAKING A LIST? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HE SEARCHED FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER? DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE IS ALWAYS WEARING THAT GUN-SWORD-UMBRELLA BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS IN A DEFENSIVE MOOD BECAUSE WHEN HE TOOK THE JOB HE KNEW THE RISKS IT INVOLVED? SO NO LADY, HE SOULDN’T HAVE DONE BETTER. YOU SHOULD’VE RAISED YOUR CHILDREN. YOU SHOULD’VE DONE BETTER. YOU SHOULD’VE THINK ABOUT THE BROTHER THAT RAISED YOUR OTHER CHILDREN WHEN YOU WEREN’T THERE.
Okay. So this was one of the things that did bother me about Series 4. [ Anthea is livid at this comment. ] This is not okay. As an older sibling myself I can empathize with Mycroft so much. This is not fair to him in the slightest. Also his Uncle is the one that helped him with Eurus. Why is darling Uncle Rudy not in trouble as well?
Mycroft has done everything in his power, practically his whole life, to protect his family. No one, NO ONE, is more dedicated to watching out for them than Mycroft Holmes. So don’t you dare tell him that he could have done better. You are the parent. You could have done better.
I do realize she didn’t know her daughter was alive but even for Sherlock it doesn’t seem as if she has done much to help him since he moved out. She just expects Mycroft to do everything. I understand the fact that parents have to let their children make their own life choices. But you can’t decide that and then decide that it is your other child’s fault for not interfering with his sibling’s downward spiral.
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Are those ginger nuts? Love ginger nuts.
This has probably been addressed, but I just want to go on my own little rant about why I love Lestrade…
1. Humility. He’s NEVER cared about getting credit for anything. He just wants the bad guys caught so people stop getting hurt or killed. That’s all he cares about. Saving people. He knows Sherlock’s methods work.
2. Faith. In the car park…how long did it take him to go from “Sherlock’s definitely super dead” to “Oh, you bastard.” ????? I think I counted like 6 seconds.
3. Brains. He’s in no way dumb. He’s Detective Inspector. In that pub when Moriarty’s interruption flashed on…even in slow motion, you can tell he immediately recognized who it was, and what the implications meant. Yet he’s not afraid of Sherlock making him LOOK dumb, because like everybody else, he’s in awe of his mind. Maybe he’s trying to learn to think like him.
4. His hair always looks amazing no matter what.
5. He’s so happy for everyone. All the time. Like, genuinely happy. And you can tell it’s because he really loves and is so proud of everybody. I feel like his happiness is the purest, because Rupert Graves is so genuine. Every Lestrade smile is a full-blast Rupert smile. I feel like his smile is so infectious, it causes any actor who happens to glance at him to smile 100X brighter because of it. You can see it when Martin Freeman smiles like a madman after looking at him when Sherlock finally says “Greg” for the first time. Rupert Graves and Aiden Turner are a lot alike in how, when you see them genuinely smile and laugh, you feel immortal for a few seconds.
6. He’s a huge goober.
HUGE GOOBER
One of my favourite pics of my favourite dude.
What about a civilization AU where Greg is a king or an emperor of sorts and is actively looking for an Omega to make his queen? But of course, as this has to do with fatlock, the larger the Omega the better.
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This has a bit more Moran/Mycroft, but I promise there will be more Mystrade later on.
TW: Immobility
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Part II
It was a slightly warm day out in the courtyard, and though normally, it would be an odd sight that it was completely barren, most people were busy inside, prepping the royal Omega for a trip that had such great importance to their nation, if based solely on the prospect of a joint arrangement of their nation to the more powerful, (in terms of armies at least) nation of Emperor Lestrade's.
But for Mycroft, it seemed tedious, and frankly he was nervous. For the longest time, he had pushed out the thoughts of settling down with an Alpha, especially when he was much younger. In his younger days, he heard countless stories of Alphas degrading Omegas, and the constant depravity that Omegas had to endure due to an Alpha's headstrong and brutish nature, but as time did progress, as did the rights of Omegas, and besides, of course the prospect of progressive Alphas existing was always a possibility to entertain.
Research, as well as common knowledge led to most societies functioning with a dual government, one of Alpha leadership in the battlefield, and an Omega leadership in the home front, dealing with more intellectual matters. That is, the keyword, most. Most societies were progressive, but some were still stuck in the past, and an Omega was considered more as an accessory of an Alpha's wealth, and with that fact alone, he was nervous, nervous that as soon as he left the safety of the manor's walls, that it would be to no choice of his own to be picked by the Emperor. After all, Emperor Lestrade's nation was known for war brutality, as well as a history of "accessory queens", though in all technicalities, the queen or Omega was to have the intellectual power, under the precursor of treaty of all the nations, some would say that the Omega had power, but were nothing but pawns.
And yet, there he was sat there, deep in thought as hand maids fussed on, trying at first to get him into the bath.
"Madame..." A meek maid started, trying her hardest to get his attention. Mycroft snapped back into attention as he glanced over at her, with a slight smile. "I'm sorry Adeline, I was lost in thought." He explained.
"Ah yes, madame... well it's just that, the bath water is getting cold." She said quietly. Despite being the royal Omega's handmaid for many years now, she still found herself staring intently at his immense size. It was a bit of a marvel to her how large royal Omegas got. It was common knowledge that all Omegas get larger after mating with their Alpha, but most common folk never got to the truly massive size that most royalty did, mating or not, lavish foods and lack of the need for hard labor lead to their overfed physiques.
"Oh, of course, but you'll need help, send the guards in?" He said, a bit hesitant. He wanted nothing more than to stay in bed, in the safety of their kingdom, but of course fate would have it otherwise. The young handmaid nodded quietly, before rushing off, only returning moments later with a half a dozen strong Alphas.
The Alphas Guards who served the Omega queen, or any Omega queen for that matter, had to undergo a somewhat rigorous training, to avoid certain things such as, well, arousal or infatuation when in the presence of the queen, but that never stopped a guard, here or there slipping up from their duties. That was the case with one young guard, who upon seeing Mycroft clad only in an almost fully sheer dressing robe, in all of his enormity, blushed a deep red as he fidgeted where he stood, trying his hardest to maintain the strong composure as all the other, much older guards did. With a discreet nudge, from his superior, he straighten out, eyes averted from the queen.
Their leader, Moran, a middle aged man with a large and rather muscular build, wordlessly moved to the queen's side, to his right, as he always did when moving him. The others followed in suit, with the youngest, taking his place thereafter. He looked for guidance as he found it hard to focus, as he got closer, the Omega's scent was alluring to say the least, and even closer he could see the curves of soft fat, clinging to the thin fabric of his dressing gown.
Mycroft smirked as he glanced over to their leader, "Moran, you've been doing this job for a good few years now, how about you do me a favor?" He whispered in mock seductiveness.
The man was used to this at this point, knowing how well the queen liked to use his allure to get his way, he tried to stay stoic but glanced at his men briefly, and when he was satisfied that they were all face forward, marching down the hallway to the bathing room, he glanced back at him. "And what would that be your highness?" He said in a voice barely above a whisper.
The ginger grinned. "What about we take a detour from the destination? I'd much rather see the woods that be off in an awfully dull meeting with some chauvinistic, pig headed, Alpha." He giggled a bit, before whispering, "No offense to you of course, you're different." He teased.
Moran smirked to himself in amusement. "Madame, we have strict orders from your brother to stay on track." He answered in an attempt to remain formal, as he lead the others to follow his lead in gently lowering the queen into the bathing pool. Mycroft glanced at him quietly. "Surely, you could accommodate such a small request?" He continued, with a slight smile. The oldest guard shook his head, and remained stoic, as much as he could muster, before signaling to his men to face the wall. The maids took this as their cue to strip the royal Omega of his robe, exposing even more of his full and vast bulk. He let out a sigh as he settled into the warm water, even the slightest movement causing his rolls of flab to move, water slightly rising to overflow the pool.
He looked over at the guards, keeping their stance, eyes averted for privacy, with the exception of their leader, who had taken the duvet by the queen's side. "If it were possible to keep it to ourselves, I'm sure a slight detour for you to enjoy the forest would be good to clear your thoughts for the possible... arrangement." He said with a hint of caution in his voice.
He knew the queen well enough, being his royal guard for many years, but for some reason, he was weary of the neighboring nation as well as their emperor. It was treasonous thoughts for it even cross his mind, but he believed that perhaps the intended end result of the union marriage between Emperor Lestrade and his queen was a ploy created by his brother, Emperor Holmes to rule in full, with his own queen for consult.
Mycroft smiled a bit at that, "Thank you, Moran. I don't believe I've said it often enough but I value your loyalty, and friendship."
Moran bowed in response with a soft nod, as he excused himself for a moment, along with his men. He said simply to have a maid fetch them when needed, but in his mind he couldn't shake the feeling of his own greed and perhaps the idea of conquest, countless of men challenged leaders for their positions, and yet he deemed himself too moral to do such a thing when he first began his training. All the wars have made him a loyal dog to an ambitious man, and he was content with this, until he had come to meet an Omega to change his prospect.
He never dreamed of this, but upon meeting Mycroft, he couldn't settle for mediocrity. He wanted him to live in lavish excess as he was accustomed to, and to have the nation currently ruled by his brother. He wanted the queen and the throne to match, and he would go through great lengths to do so, which brings him to his current predicament of contracting an oracle, or some would go as far as a to say was a witch, to help his dilemma. He knew he had brawn to out match the young Alpha in battle, but the current emperor was known for cunning, and he would anticipate an attack before he had a chance to strike, which is where the oracle would come into play.
The oracle or the witch as he was so called, was a young Omega, of a truly unusual nature. Moran had, in the early hours of the morning when the queen still slept, had crept to the nearby islands, by boat on his own accord, to scale the rocks where sirens where rumored to dwell. But he found no siren, instead he found the oracle, a small Omega, short in stature but with dark eyes that are cold and barren of life. He had a wicked smile and dark hair.
"To what do I owe this visit for, General Moran?"
This has been a comprehensive Balloon John and Sherlock post. All images edited by yours truly. Sorry for the ugly watermarks, but it’s necessary now.
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