the dragon becomes me

See for yourself the wonders of the realm for which the Warriors of Light risked all. Rise to your calling and fulfill your promise. And should your path be barred by man or beast, strike fast and true, for victory belongs to the bold.

[skygenders]

Getting flagged as nsfw on social media sites is gay culture

[cursed-tale]

Oh how the times have changed

[gaybowling]

i’m crying and shaking as i’m typing this, my parents have been screaming at me and misgendering me all day. i just ran out because i didn’t no where else to go. i can’t stay with anyone tonight and i can’t go back home because my dad already left bruises on me i don’t know what to do i’m so scared

[gaybowling]

please help i’m a black trans woman on the verge of homelessness and all i need is a place to stay tonight. i can’t sleep on the streets and there are no shelters or any ofmy friends near by who can help me. all i need is a cheap hotel or motel room for the night. my paypal is paypal.me/cherrysodas and my venmo is @Nia-Taylor-7

[breeeliss]

👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻

It’s Halloween 1st bitches!!!!!!!

👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[mythbreaker]

well anyway i’m infinitely active on twitter so follow me @ highestwinds

[straightboyfriend]

staff saying “female presenting nipples” & then clearing out the top surgery tag for trans men is so sus 🤪

[michaelmilkers]

*the price is right losing sound effect*

[durbikins]

“When December 17th comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.”

[pietriarchy]

painting of Martin Luther nailing his 96 theses to the door of the Tumblr offices, 2018, colorized

[cubewaano]

[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

[c1qfxugcgy0]

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

[c1qfxugcgy0]

I called it, five years in advance.

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

10,000 notes, so I guess I should comment. 

On tumblr it’s really easy to make it look like people wrote things they did not write. (Needless to say, I did not write the above text.) 

I find false attribution annoying in general, but here’s what I find particularly offensive about this post.

I get that I’m not the sort of person who seems likely to register a public comment on the smell of balls, so I understand the joke in associating me with the above text. But there’s something else going on here: The author of this poorly written erotica is trying to shame me by saying that I like to give oral sex to people with penises. But that’s NOT SHAMEFUL–there’s nothing wrong with people who like to give oral sex to people with penises.

So I just want to say to anyone who saw this post and may have felt like their sexuality was being used as a way to humiliate me: I’m not humiliated, and you needn’t be either. The only person who should be embarrassed here is the author, who has a lot to learn about both how to insult someone.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

John Green it’s okay to love dick

[hoppopotamus]

@mythbreaker

[arahir]

twitter etiquette for new users

replying is how you make friends! reply to anything you want and be friendly. don’t make rude jokes if you’re not friends already though!

quote retweeting is a no-no. when you “retweet with a comment” it’s not liked by content creators because it makes a new tweet out of their tweet and they don’t get the likes and retweets they would get if you’d just retweeted it straight up. if you want to comment on a retweet, reply to it or post a new tweet starting with “LRT” which stands for “last retweet” (it’s fine to quote retweet dumb memes and so on.)

you can make your tweets private. this means no one but your followers will be able to see what you post and no one will be able to retweet your content.  you can switch back and forth between private and public at will. some people make a separate private account to tweet personal stuff and let mutuals follow it only. it’s a good way to keep things separate.

what is privatter? privatter is a third party web app that content creators can allow to be attached to their twitter. it lets them tweet content that they can make exclusive to logged in users, followers, mutuals, or a specific list of users. as long as you are logged in to twitter and fall into the intended category, you’ll be able to see it. 

you can mute people you follow. (and those you don’t, ofc.) you can also mute words and phrases and entire conversations. if you mute someone you follow and they reply to you, that reply will still show up in your notifications. it’s a good way to keep the peace!

you can limit notifications to people who follow you or to mutuals. (notifications from people you follow will still show up regardless of which option you’ve selected.)

miscellaneous tips and warnings: if you accidentally unfollow and refollow someone, it won’t show up in their notifications as long as it’s within a couple minutes. no more accidental stuff. everyone can see who everyone follows so watch out. people will know if you unfollow. if you want to report someone and want them gone forever, report a tweet where they used a curse word. screenshotting tweets for harassment is a no-no and can get you banned. don’t be lame. don’t be a dick. vaguing others is generally really bad form and so is complaining about content within a fandom you’re in. use the mute tools at your disposal and don’t be a spoiler. you won’t come back from a rep like that and everyone sees everything.

that’s it! happy tweeting!!

[arahir]

how do i keep all my content together on twitter?

threads are your best friend!! you make a tweet with your commission info and links and so on and pin it to the top of your page. then reply to that tweet with a copy and pasted link to the tweet where you posted the art/fic/etc you want to not lose. reply to that new tweet with the next piece of artwork and so on. you can also make a unique hashtag for your content to use when you post, so that when you search that hashtag later you’re able to see just your art. good luck!

[warlordrexx-deactivated20190410]

Oh this is good to know.  I have no idea how twitter works really.

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Driving I-65 from Louisville to Bowling Green on a summer night

Taken August 2018

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]