Why Title it?

This blog is nsfw, and it is a safe space for all communities, religions, genders, and roles.

[troythecatfish]

[mythen-oakheir]

As much as I would like to welcome the Danes as our wonderous new overlords, my entire life right now is dependent on me being a US Veteran. Otherwise I am on the streets, starving, and that is only if I haven't died from a heart related issue that I am recieving care from the VA for.

[apollowhore]

[mythen-oakheir]

This goes for people here as well.

[bloodraven55]

no other gif more accurately captures that feeling when you see a take you disagree with so fundamentally on every single level that you can’t even begin to unpack it and just stare at your screen in disbelief for a moment trying to comprehend how anyone could possibly think that

[mythen-oakheir]

Everyone has felt this about something, at least once.

[kinkprincess98]

Some people need a reminder of this.

[amuseoffyre]

Looks like fanfiction.net is gone. Probably should have backed up the fic I had there. Woops. Too late now.

[tartrazeen]

[amuseoffyre]

Okay, this is very weird. The green leafy thing is what I’m seeing but apparently there are multiple people who can still access the site? I’m very confused right now.

[beansfrombeans]

m.fanfiction.net is still active. if you remember any fics from here and their authors aren’t around to back them up, now’s your chance to do it yourself.

[mythen-oakheir]

yeah.... I don’t know who started this rumor, but as of 18:41 Hrs, on May 28th, 2023, www.fanfiction.net is still up and running.

[mythen-oakheir]

I have been chronically online since the age of 13 and have watched many popular tumblr posts make the rounds. I hate it. You are one of them. Choose.

Did.... Did I just get told to go smoke a cake?

[agave]

hey do me a favor and reblog this but don't vote on it

ok i will not vote

hehehe i'm going to be a little scamp and vote anyway!

woo hoo hehe

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[mythen-oakheir]

hhmmmmm.........

[soyalexnajera]

THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

[mythen-oakheir]

By their definition of successful, like how a movie is successful. Since they can’t make millions or billions off of the show’s release, it is not considered successful.

[theartingace]

with messing around with the book and various illustrations for it, enjoy some various centaur doodles I've been doing over the hiatus and just never uploaded Including some VERY rough doodles with my thoughts on the much discussed 'How to spoon a centaur' that at least 7 people tagged me in (thank you I laughed very hard) Both the custom bed way, and the correct way to snuggle your centaur as a humble biped

[average-smoothie-enjoyer]

My favorite “humans are space orcs” idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:

“You mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!

“Well of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?”

[what-even-is-thiss]

The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.

[elidyce]

Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers. 

Like they’re totally unable to figure out what’s happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, they’ve moved facilities twice and it’s still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

And then a weary humanologist is all ‘… your humans are getting out’. 

“That is impossible.” 

“They’re getting out.” 

“That enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.” 

“And yet somehow they’re getting out.” 

“THE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.” 

“Oh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks they’re getting out. Stay after closing time with me and I’ll show you.” 

*next day*

“… the humans were getting out.” 

“… why did they keep going back in, then?!”

(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) “They said they weren’t going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.”

[mythen-oakheir]

This reminds me of the stories about Octopie in zoos.

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[zombieland-userboxes]

This user is pro tits and anti nazi

[mythen-oakheir]

The fact that this was created says so much.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[whitmerule]

oh, humans. humans being human. i love you.

[dduane]

…Eek. 

[mysteryteacup]

Humans are Space Orcs: visual edition

[viktor-sbor]

How the commercial is shot

[handmedownpocketpussy]

[mythen-oakheir]

If you think these commercials are crazy, you should see some of the others, like how they use cardboard between pancakes to get that perfect stack look, motor oil for the perfect syrup look, or the fact that they don’t actually cook hamburgers all the way and instead spray them with coloring to get the effect of being well done.

[lesbiansgoal]

Lesbian Sheep

[madgastronomer]

Which led to the verb “sheeping”. As in, “If you like her that much, stop sheeping at her and say something. Because she’s probably sheeping, too.”

[cannibalspicnic]

[mythen-oakheir]

huh.....

[mioxenoblade]

"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

[mioxenoblade]

What's next? Boys aren't allowed to wear dresses cuz conservatives don't "consent?" Trans people don't get to wear gender affirming clothes cuz people don't "consent?" Women don't get to wear pants anymore cuz you don't "consent?"

"Wearing a collar is sexual!" OK and? There are people that get off wearing certain clothes, are you going to restrict what men and women are allowed to wear by deciding those clothes are inherently sexual?

You ignore parents abusing their kids in grocery stores, you ignore the homeless people begging for money, you can ignore the gay people in collars and stuff.

[aspiringfalseidol]

if you as a person act out on your sexual fetishes involving other people without their consent, you are a bad person and you should be prevented from doing so. the fact that not all fetishistic items can be recognised as sexual doesn’t mean that the obvious ones should be permitted in public spaces.

this fucking slippery slope fallacy i swear

what happened to the “consent is key” mantra?

[mythen-oakheir]

Consent is Key, and if you don’t like they way someone is dressed, then as the bible suggests, claw out your own eyes so that you don’t have to see it. Wearing a collar is not different than wearing a necklace or choker.