Mythic Pythia

Mythology, history, and generalized degeneracy.

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Demeter moodboard—In the generalized symbolic “reap what you sow” sense.

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Dionysus moodboard—in his role of escapism and madness, specifically.

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Everyday opportunities to praise Hermes:

Stuck at a stoplight.

Prayer: “I can wait for His guidance, as He times things for a reason.”

On 9/11, Seth Macfarlane, same dude who wrote Futurama and Disenchanted, was supposed to board American Airlines flight 11, which later that day crashed into the twin towers. Due to the guidance of Dionysus and Hermes (I.e. he missed his flight because of a gnarly hangover), his life was saved.

As the Gods of theater and messages, it makes absolute perfect sense that these two forces would guide a comedy writer out of danger.

Same day—Mark Wahlburg took a flight to Canada to attend a film festival on a whim instead of boarding flight 11 to New York, Michael Jackson overslept and missed a meeting on the top floor of one of the towers, and an investment banker named George Keith missed the fatal incident because he was stuck in traffic.

Part of being a devotee of the God of luck so realizing that sometimes “bad luck” is good luck taking an unexpected form.

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Yes I’m sharing my own post lol new blog I wanna get things c i r c u l a t i n g.

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Athena moodboard.

Artists note: I absolutely adore this statue of Athena because of the complete and total “what the f*ck, dude?!” expression on her face 😂

I would caption it along the lines of:

“I know I’m the goddess of wisdom, but ANYONE would recognize that as the worst idea you could have possibly chosen. I mean, the goddess of Dumbassery would STILL think that was a terrible idea. I bet you have one brain cell just drifting around like the Windows logo up in there. Man, y’all don’t know jack about jack, no wonder y’all called on me humans are fuckin dumb as shit”

…Or something to that effect.

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Hephaestus moodboard

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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

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I have a feeling that I am this homie 😅

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Cosmic eyeshadow

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Artemis moodboard

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Poseidon moodboard

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Hades and Persephone moodboard.

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Hermes moodboard, follow my side blog @iknownothingofcattle where I just simp for Hermes 24/7

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Zeus moodboard

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Aphrodite moodboard

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Deleting and re-posting my mood boards with my deadname removed.

Dionysus moodboard

[rudjedet]

the Bible is a historical document, just not in the way 95% of people think it is when historians say that. people not understanding this concept is why you can’t adequately discuss anything concerning said source with them because they kneejerk into “IT’S ALL FAIRYTALES AND LIES!!!” or “everything happened exactly like that and there’s no debate”. in both cases a regrettable lack of nuance, but worse so in the former case because often those people pretend to be in the camp of “rational science”. something something please develop some historical literacy before you engage in discussions pertaining to (ancient) history.

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According to Genesis 38 while walking back home with his goats Judah mistook his daughter in law for a temple prostitute and gave her an IOU because he didn’t have any cash on hand. This means nothing to either of the extremist camps but it tells a student of archeology that there were temple prostitutes in the SWANA region thousands of years ago and that they took IOUs from shepherds.

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We talk biblical historicity on this page. Nothing else. No bullshit. Just historicity.

[aire-bnb]

using your turn signal is a devotional act to Hermes

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

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