Zeus in most re-tellings: I hate all my kids equally! I hate them all! I can't even stand looking at them!! I must use every second of my day to make them remember that i hate them and how worthless they are!! This is secretly to feed my own ego and maybe i care about them deep dowm but i'm too "macho" to ever considering of showing them that i care!! So i'll keep hating and bashing on them because i hate them!!
Zeus in Mythology: My poor baby Artemis, did you get hurt by Hera? Let me hug it better my sweet bebe. Sweet little Hermes, did you steal Apollo's cows? Well that was funny so i'll let you off with a little warning, don't do that again baby. Oh no! Heracles and Ares are fighting, i must stop them before they give each other bubus!! Athena you can have whatever you want forever, i love you smartcookie. I carried Dionysus for 5 months in my leg btw
