Have you ever thought that the Olympian gods only spend their time on serious work, controlling fate, and war? Of course not! Even the masters of fate sometimes want to relax and have some fun, especially if it involves a little organized insanity. One sunny afternoon in Olympus, where the gods gather, someone shouted, "This floor is lava!"
Trapped in the middle of a magnificent hall normally reserved for the sandals of the gods, you, Y/N, are somehow always the least prepared. Elegant and sensitive to the slightly awkward, you are always the one who gets "inadvertently" caught up in these crazy, pointless games.
Imagine this: dusk on Olympus, marble columns gleaming, and a gentle breeze carrying the scent of wine and flowers. All seems peaceful... until suddenly, mastermind Hermes leaps onto the offering table and shouts, "This floor is lava!"
And so begins the chaos of the gods :
His reflexes are incredibly fast. If someone yells "Lava!" he'll leap onto a long table with the agility of a cat. He'll pretend to play the harp on the table, acting brave as if he's giving a concert in the middle of the apocalypse. But if you (Y/N) are left on the floor, he'll dramatically pull you up like a savior in a tragedy. Obviously, this is just an excuse to hug you.
The culprit. He was the first to start, but he was also the most agile. So fast that he would run from pillar to pillar, laughing loudly, sometimes even knocking over tables to trip others. "Hey, Y/N, be careful, the lava is approaching. If you fall, I'm the only one who can save you," he would say every now and then.
He doesn't care. While everyone else is panicking, he sits there with a glass of wine and says, "I don't care if the floor is lava... I'll just burn my feet. I'm already hot to the core." 🤷 But when you join in, he suddenly perks up and opens his arms. "Come here, honey. You'll feel safe on my lap."
He may lack agility, but he has a sharp mind. He can instantly construct impromptu bridges using shields, spears, and even chairs glued together with fire and metal. If you're struggling, he'll lift you onto his shoulders as if carrying a precious object. He's silent, but protective.
He gave you a cold look. "That's ridiculous." But just as you were about to trip, he gently helped you to your feet on the shadowy black stairs. "Lava cannot touch those under my protection." After that, he pretended not to care, even though his ears were red.
He's fiercely competitive. He doesn't just "survive," he has to be taller than everyone else. That's why he climbs statues and pillars, then looks down at the other gods and laughs with glee. If you're about to lose, he'll lift you up like a sack of potatoes, put you on his shoulders, and say, "You're my friend team. Don't fall."
The king couldn't lose. he pretended to jump, using the lightning bolts as springboards. Zeus added a little electricity to the floor for dramatic effect. But he would have actually slipped if Hera hadn't already given you a murderous glare. If you were about to fall, Zeus might say, "You're safe under the protection of the Sky Father." (Hera in the background, hands clasped on hips)
He loves extreme play. As soon as the game begins, he turns the floor into a small ocean. "Wouldn't it be safer if we replaced the lava with water?" he asks. In the end, all the gods end up soaked and you e to climb onto Poseidon's shoulders while he laughs loudly. Poseidon always thinks of it as "child's play," but he's the one who enjoys it the most.
You're always the target. Hermes grabs you by the cloak and nearly knocks you over, Apollo holds out his hand in a princely gesture of bravery, Ares kidnaps you. Every god seems to have you as part of their strategy.
Meanwhile, the "lava" is actually Hestia jokingly lighting a fire in the hearth and announcing the new rules. At the end, Hestia takes a deep breath, holds out her tray of food, and asks, "Are you the rulers of the universe or just kindergarteners?" And sure enough, her face clearly shows she's trying to hold back a laugh.