Word Nerd @mythical-peonies - Tumblr Blog

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

terrifiedtwinning

I love getting a hundred notes from one person, like, hello friend thank you for appreciating my collection, enjoy your stay

tokyosmega

i love that game changer has gained a resident stenographer, adult performer, and kink therapist through its 8 seasons

creature-adjacent

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

questionablepastries

lazarus-lazuli

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

fizzfags

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

vampireopossum

unyieldingsilence

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tondog

charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

crabmaster-64

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

flyin-shark

selvhound

I think it's really important to remember that even those who hate you are people. Even those who oppress you, are people. Even those who abuse, harm and murder us, are people. And as people, they are responsible for their actions. They don't get the luxury of being dehumanized just because they dehumanize us. They must be held accountable, as people.

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#inuyasha is trying to kill me #trix rabbit mascot is my protector

ryan-sometimes

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

ryan-sometimes

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

tastefullyoffensive

dymphnajude

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

necromancelena

i tend to think of angel girls as like mostly just a bird but with additional neuroses induced by impossible-to-meet expectations

nono295

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

msbarrows

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.