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This is so fucking funny
I think this is important knowledge
These are not owls.
are you sure
When youâre switching forms and get confusedâŠ.the drunk witch chronicles.
Project Disney S3-Animal Week
Challenge: Favorite Location- Every Location from the Lion King, itâs all gorgeous
US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket
http://goo.gl/WwvECT
Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying â theyâll have to kill me before they touch my kidsâ I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I canât even type anymore. Iâm so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that itâs important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when youâll realize that guns arenât something to be kept around. People say itâs a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.
Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.
Let me tell you guys a story. In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 35 people died.Thatâs 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags. At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms.Â
But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there werenât that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings.Â
But April, you ask, this couldnât possibly have worked could it? Wouldnât it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG. Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. Thatâs right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:
How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE. How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE. How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.
On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%
Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you wonât fall victim to a drive by shooting.
Your move, America.
in 1987Â a lone gunman killed 16 people, wounded 15 and then committed suicide. within six months the uk government passed an amendment to the firearms act effectively outlawing all high calibre, high frequency, high capacity rifles and shotguns.
in 1996 another lone gunman killed 16 children and their teacher, and then committed suicide. again within six months the uk government outlawed all handguns. special dispensation had to be issued in order to hold shooting competition as part of the 2012 olympic games, and british hopefuls had to train overseas.
you can legally own certain types of shotgun, .22 calibre rifles over a certain barrel length, and antiques. thatâs it.
in the nigh-on twenty years since the uk has had one mass shooting. one. and weâre down to about 30 gun-related deaths annually.
there is not one example of gun control laws reducing mass shootings and gun-related homicide. there are dozens. it literally works every time. the usa is the anomaly not because it didnât work but because it hasnât tried.
Iâm just going to keep reblogging this because I love the cocky right wing bastard talking about how gun control doesnât work and then, oop, here comes the ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA
Hereâs information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I donât do graphic design, so this isnât that great. Also, Iâm very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)Â Flags: (1)Â Top photo: (1)
I hope this helps some of you out!
Wells Fargo, the second largest U.S. bank by number of branches, just launched an ad that depicts two women practicing sign language before they meet the deaf child they plan to adopt.
In other words: *four hundred sobbing emojis and heart emojis in succession*
Iâm reblogging this. Â Iâm not crying. Â Youâre crying.
Ugly sobbing.
oh my god this is beautiful
Me and you, pal⊠Weâre gonna do this.
PLUTO 2015
NASA
I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THEREâS JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
I barely use my own Tumblr but I had heard people were asking for the High Quality version of this, so here it is. If you share it, please remember to credit me for it. And yes, Iâve cropped myself and Jared out. No offence to Jared but I hate me.Â
thereâs two types of people on tumblr: either you change your theme once every 5 years or you change it 10 times per day.Â
thereâs no in-between.
when u cut a bad person out of ur life
âThe Problem With Actually Having Superpowersâ by JHALL Comics
Source: Dorkly
If you ever get a superpower, what are the chances that a second power develops at the same time to counteract the negative effects of the first power?
That last one
seducedbybooks me and tom used to have this discussion like every other week xD
This month is Mental Health Awareness. It is a stigma all over the country and world to not discuss an illness that takes a life 40 seconds. I hope for a better future not only for my son but also for myself. Where "you're just sad, it will pass" is not misused and misplaced. Where depression, and mood disorders are not overlook for a child's behavior or an adult's "mid-life crisis". Where things truly do get better. As Andrew Solomon says treatment for mental illness 50 years ago was primitive, I can only hope that people look back on the treatment I am receiving today and say the same thing.
dâyou think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steveâs buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like âoh yeah I donât voteâ and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesnât pay taxes
The best of Tumblr: Avengers
(Other photosets: The best puns of Tumblr, Inappropriate audition songs)