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crimsonWillow }|{ Post #2 [PRVT:EXCEPTION:sparksFlight, hollyNox]

awwww, i think you did okay!!! you actually attempted to invite him to something, which is progress! you’re making progress!! just stop being so defensive and bossy, miss bossy britches!!!

living pillow number one on it’s way!!!!

n-no! i think john is right! you did great!! and also, john, don’t call jane a bossy britches. jane doesn’t wear britches.

… actually, nevermind, i forgot what britches meant. just looked it up. jane does wear britches. i’d hope jane wore britches!!! jane please wear britches.

living pillow number two — and tea — on the way!!!

#crimsonWillow;#Private Posts;

Thanks, boys.

3:*

crimsonWillow }|{ Post #2

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:sparksFlight, hollyNox]

I did the thing where I’m terrible at social interaction again. I require two living pillows and a cup of tea, stat.

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:crimsonWillow, hollyNox]

awwww, i think you did okay!!! you actually attempted to invite him to something, which is progress! you’re making progress!! just stop being so defensive and bossy, miss bossy britches!!!

living pillow number one on it’s way!!!!

#hollyNox;#Private Posts;

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:sparksFlight, crimsonWillow]

n-no! i think john is right! you did great!! and also, john, don't call jane a bossy britches. jane doesn't wear britches.

... actually, nevermind, i forgot what britches meant. just looked it up. jane does wear britches. i'd hope jane wore britches!!! jane please wear britches.

living pillow number two -- and tea -- on the way!!!

crimsonWillow }|{ Post #2

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:sparksFlight, hollyNox]

#sparksFlight;#Private Posts;

I did the thing where I’m terrible at social interaction again. I require two living pillows and a cup of tea, stat.

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:crimsonWillow, hollyNox]

awwww, i think you did okay!!! you actually attempted to invite him to something, which is progress! you're making progress!! just stop being so defensive and bossy, miss bossy britches!!!

living pillow number one on it's way!!!!

crimsonWillow }|{ Post #2

[PRVT:EXCEPTION:sparksFlight, hollyNox]

I did the thing where I'm terrible at social interaction again. I require two living pillows and a cup of tea, stat.

#Private Posts;#crimsonWillow;

prophecyRiver }|{ Post #3 [PRVT:EXCEPTION:vineNewt]

the what

#i read the posts #im sorry bro #she was like way rude and stuff #im coming for snugs #vineNewt;#Private Posts;

be right there kankan

snuggles on the way

crimsonWillow Post #1

While I h9pe y9u will n9t take this the wr9ng way and assume I am just 6eing rude, I think I will kindly pass 9n that 9ffer.

I plan t9 6e very 6usy with my sch99lw9rk and I d9n’t think I will have time f9r tea.

Thank y9u anyway.

I have t9 g9.

...

Yes, I apologize for keeping you. Please; have a nice day.

prophecyRiver }|{ Post #3 [PRVT:EXCEPTION:vineNewt]

#Private Posts;#vineNewt;

did something happen kankan

do you need a hug

im in my room if you need a hug

who are you talking about

jane

uh lemme check my dash

do you mean the pimpresses kid

crimsonWillow Post #1

I never said I t99k 9ffense, and I w9uld thank y9u n9t t9 assume such things simply 6ecause I am trying t9 enc9urage a little m9re c9nsiderati9n fr9m the general c9mmunity.

H9wever, in the interests 9f n9t fighting with y9u, as that was far fr9m my intent — in fact, it rarely is my intent — I will c9ntinue this c9nversati9n 6y agreeing with y9u that a clu6 f9r wand care may 6e a g99d idea, and I am certain it w9uld garner s9me supp9rt. H9wever, I think wand length w9uld 6e a su6ject 6etter suited f9r su6-divisi9ns 9f a general wand care clu6, 9therwise I am afraid y9u may have a very small gr9up 9f pe9ple t9 p99l 9pini9ns fr9m, and theref9re w9uld 6e less likely t9 learn anything.

Als9… I 6elieve y9u just likened me t9 a m9use?

Th9ugh, 6asil is a rather respecta6le m9use, in fairness, fr9m what I remem6er. I am n9t s9 sure I am much 9f a detective, th9ugh I like t9 think my skills 9f 96servati9n are a69ve average, 6ut, ah, I digress….

Perhaps if I find time in-6etween my classes I may entertain this ‘Detective’s Clu6’ 9f y9urs.

I believe you have entirely missed my point, Mr Book-By-The-Cover. The entire point of the joke; I mean. By saying that my wand length was rare and then inviting people with lengths like mine to join a club -- easy to say not many people would volunteer? Easy to say there might not be many others -- if there are any at all -- with lengths like mine. Thus the point being -- I wasn't intending on anyone actually answering, wasn't intending on people actually having the same wand length as mine, wasn't actually intending for this to be a thing.

I am not fond of company, I am not fond of groups, and I am not fond of being in the company of rather large groups. So, suffice to say -- a "small" group of me myself and I -- would be the intention; the point of the joke.

I am a rather private person; and I'd rather like to be left on my own, to my own devices.

Also, Basil is not just a mouse, he is an excellent detective and he is truly a role-model -- I've watched The Great Mouse Detective numerous times, and it's what inspired me to take on the mantel of Amateur Detective in the first place. You should be honored.

Maybe, if you have so little faith in yourself we should have a cup of tea and chat before I allow you to join my club for detectives. I'll need to make sure you're worthy of Basil's coat. Hmph.

crimsonWillow Post #1

Firstly, as far as I kn9w, wand length d9esn’t mean much in the grand scheme 9f things; while I d9n’t mean t9 put y9u d9wn f9r y9ur enthusiasm, y9u sh9uld av9id putting y9urself int9 a situati9n where y9u might accidentally 9ffend an9ther pers9n wh9 has 6een given a wand with a sh9rter length — whether due t9 their 9wn height, as there is s9metimes a c9rrelati9n there and they may 6e sensitive a69ut said physical trait, 9r due t9 any num6er 9f 9ther, harder t9 track fact9rs like h9w an individual’s hands influence their degree 9f c9ntr9l 9ver l9nger 9r sh9rter wands, 9r the c9mplicated attracti9n a wand has t9 its 9wner’s pers9nality, independent 9f size. It is danger9us t9 judge 6ased 9n any 9f these p9ints.

Furtherm9re, t9 answer y9ur questi9n pr9per, as far as I am aware, n9ne 9f the students 9n the 6l9g that I share have the same wand length as y9urs, al6eit s9me c9me cl9se. ‘Gamzee Makara,’ I 6elieve, has the l9ngest wand 9f 9ur gr9up, at s9mewhere 6etween thirteen t9 f9urteen inches, last I heard.

H9wever.

My dad’s wand d9es match y9urs.

If that means anything t9 y9u.

Which it sh9uldn’t.

Well sir, I apologize if my pride over my wands length has made you feel inadequate in any way. I was merely celebrating the personal growth of my own character to the point where I could earn such a wand.

My wand is excellent, and it chose me, and I'm merely thanking it for it's kind acceptance of my own person. I don't mean to imply that I think my wand or myself is better than any other one person's wand or selves. Please don't take offense at my pride.

Anyway, I was mostly joking about the club. Except maybe I think it would be cool to talk to other people who had wands of my size, simply to exchange tips about caring for it, perhaps.

Maybe, if your wand isn't as long, you and I could start a different club. The Club Of Gentlepeople And Their Fondness For Not Offending People? Or maybe a Detectives Club!

I can be Miss Marple and you can be Basil of Baker Street. :B

crimsonWillow Post #1

I was told to make some sort of formal greeting to introduce myself to the Hogwarts community. Well, hello there everyone. My name is Jane Peixes, and I'm quite happy to be here with everyone.

Also, I was told that I have quite the rare wand length. 14 and a half inches! I'm quite proud. Does anyone else match me or exceed me? We should start a club -- The Club Of Gentlepeople With Exceptionally Long Wands. (This is probably a joke).