[n0b0dyimp0rt4nt]

www.rbnjb.com?a=29739516

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[niggazinmoscow]

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[moved-to-user-300]

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[mossbug]

when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it

[josef-tribbiani]

Idk what hes saying but i agree

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

[therogueprofessor]

@uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Rednecks are worldwide

[fu11metal]

Well, if it works and is more efficient, then do it! 👏

[awesome-picz]

As Thailand Is Banning Plastic Bags, People Have Come Up With Awesome And Unusual Alternatives.

[calmstarchild]

Via Instagram: amandacmarino

Edited by: @calmstarchild

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[aberrantemotion]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[transjemder]

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

[fan-troll]

this pepper is way too small

[direhuman]

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

[direhuman]

because he’s a little chili

[mockwa]

[eroscestlavie]

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

[thecheesyllama]

[awesome-picz]

Japanese Artist Turns Tom And Jerry’s Most Unfortunate Moments Into Sculptures, And The Result Is Hilarious.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

[ventrue]

where am i

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

where you belong

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.