Beautiful Disaster

- a good girl with bad habits -

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

[kingcatnine]

I have been known to indulge in a glass of water

[shopcat]

what about a bagel

[shopcat]

what about a fresh toasted bagel

[kingcatnine]

ummm *dabs forehead with handkerchief* no more questions at this time

[ms-demeanor]

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of me saying "sure, no problem" several weeks ago and forgetting about it in the intervening time.

[omegaverse]

It's normal to feel this way about fictional men

[duncebento]

dont ask tumblr that

[omegaverse]

It wasn't a question.

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

I love that Wei Wuxian thinking Lan Wangji is hilarious isn’t like. A fluke or him being blinded by love or whatever. Lan Wangji is shown to have this really interesting, sneaky sense of humor. He’s so deadpan and subtle and underhanded about his jokes and while obviously not everybody enjoys that sort of humor I personally do honestly think he’s hilarious! But the thing about his sense of humor is that you need to be paying attention. Lan Wangji’s jokes don’t draw attention to themselves — usually they’re for just him, he’s entertaining himself first and foremost, but Wei Wuxian came along and actually paid attention and saw what Lan Wangji was doing and went “wait a minute this guys a riot actually” and that’s so!!! Good!!! It’s so good.

I love them.

[twenty-orange-balloons]

WangXian AU where Wei Wuxian buys a used car that has a GPS but that GPS is stuck on an address he doesn't know and doesn't pop up when he looks for it online. So, like you would, he decides to go to that location. Lan Wangji goes with him, of course, to make sure Wei Wuxian isn't about to get himself killed somehow. And they make a day of it. It turns out the GPS was the location of a bunny field that the old owner used to go to all the time.

[writing-prompts-for-wangxian]

At first I thought the GPS address was the car's previous owner (Lan Wangji)'s private address and they'd have their first meeting when Wei Ying shows up at his door to ask about the GPS

[twenty-orange-balloons]

That's also an AMAZING idea. And Lan Wangji who was in the middle of making food, opens the door wearing an apron with bunnies all over it, subtle confusion in his eyes. Wei Wuxian nearly loses his mind at the mixture of hot and cute that's suddenly in front of him.

Lan Wangji ends up inviting him in for lunch/dinner.

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[icyolive]

Every modern AU that brings up Wei Wuxian's Halloween birthday does it with a collage-style Halloween rager.

But you know

You KNOW

if he grew up in the Jiang household

Wei Wuxian stayed home hanging out candy to other kids on his birthday. And he wasn't supposed to like it. but he did.

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian would be THE HOUSE to go to on Halloween, it always has THE BEST candy. He also gives you the option of getting a toy instead of candy if you want!

There's a rumor that if you wish the man with a red ribbon a happy birthday, he'll let you have TWO handfuls of candy instead of one! And give you a really pretty smile!

[flowery-king]

Detroit: datable androids

[shitpostingsterek]

[ilajue]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[lilnasxvevo]

My favorite part of Guanyin Temple is still the part when JGY is trying to get under WWX’s skin and he’s like “Ooh, does it sting that Jiang Cheng showed up to rescue Jin Ling and not you?” and WWX is just confused and he’s like “Why the hell would Jiang Cheng care about rescuing ME?” and you watch JGY decide that he does NOT understand what’s going on there and he moves on to bothering someone whose neuroses he actually knows

[tbgkaru-woh]

it's funny how it shows that jgy was raised without siblings lol

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

[vulcanspicedlatte]

L

[wordfather]

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

[legallybrunette1997]

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

[cloudpalettes]

take my hand

[willowcrowned]

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

[willowcrowned]

be the change you want to see in the world

[outpastthemoat-archive]

ouch

[sanerontheinside]

ouch

[itsu-de-mo]

Ouch

[loki-says-bite-cruel-hands]

ouch

[pied-piper-goes-hunting]

Ouch

[willowcrowned]

ouch

[roseharder1385]

Ouch

[problemnyatic]

ouch

[per-herbam-ad-astra]

ouch

[indigo-roses-blog]

Unlike the rest of you, I came prepared