international house of psychos

"The human spirit knows, deep down, that all lives intersect. That death doesn't just take someone, it misses someone else, and in the small distance between being taken and being missed, lives are changed."

[handsomedogs]

[grevenz]

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

[uisukisnow]

[thedevilsyouknew-deactivated201]

i can kill yo short ass with my brain you fucking maple leaf don’t get got

[rioa2-deactivated20160920]

[apensivelady-deactivated2025081]

Take notes kids, this how you don’t promote your product.

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[puppyally]

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

[amoying]

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

[shitpostgenerator]

imagine a dog

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

BAMF

bad at making friends

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

[bando--grand-scamyon]

somebody gets it.

[n0tdaredevil]

me to myself: why do you talk

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post