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moved to: cappriuccino

[nest-deactivated20181209]

every episode of kitchen nightmares

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars. 

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto 

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames] 

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks 

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

[gigglincactus]

ғғxᴠᴡᴇᴇᴋ ›› day 5 ›› episode prompto

[nimbose-deactivated20220926]

keith when he finds multiple shiros:

[eiryl]

”Ain’t nobody gonna love you like the devil do.”

1/? edits

[eiryl]

“The name’s Robert. You must be new here.” △ △ △

No changes to the bone structure this time. I stumbled across a picture of Oscar Isaac, in black coat, hugging his own boston terrier. Couldn’t resist. I’ll make more about Robert because he’s precious. I’m also linking an entire Tom Waits Youtube playlist that has 400+ songs in it. You know why.

2/? edits. previous: Joseph

[fallikan]

RNGesus have mercy on my soul and give me this skin

[takumochi]

on august 15, 12:30 in the afternoon,

[inbetweenourfrailties-deactivat]

[mistlethace]

Hey do you guys think Zarkon and Honerva ever fucked in the Black Lion

[autistic-matt-holt-archive-deac]

[raggamuffin-child]

I have no idea what this is about or who these characters are but I work nights in a hotel called the black lion and everyone else fucks here so these guys probs did too

[kingcheddarxvii]

This is a bad post but I’m not wrong

[vlricnyx]

[lemon-creme]

hang in there shiro

[deco-devolution]

Bioshock Character Aesthetic: Andrew Ryan

Even in a book of lies sometimes you find truth. There is indeed a season for all things and now that I see you flesh-to-flesh and blood-to-blood I know I cannot raise my hand against you. But know this, you are my greatest disappointment. Does your master hear me? Atlas! You can kill me, but you will never have my city. 

[greenhouse-of-woes]

when ur bf does his thing 

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[coelasquid]

I like the idea the beans are just wayward nanites that didn’t make it all the way back to Reaper before they solidified.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Other overwatch members (running around shooting guns and shit inside chateu guillard)

Widowmaker, crying: please stop zis shit zis iz my fucking houze