surprise!! remaking this post with corrected, updated links!!
Introducing…
‘DINO’-tello
BIG THANK U to Anixolt on twitter for accepting this commission request!!! I'm so excited to share this 'Future' Donatello with you all!
Set in an alternate reality, Donnie & his brothers go back in time to the cretaceous period to stop a cataclysmic event. However, in doing so, the four brothers get stuck in the past and live among the dinosaurs.
[link to twitter thread]
(Note! Permission to post my commission on tumblr was given by artist via Twitter!)
More lore below!
Because the Ooze was designed to make super soldier mutants, it helps its host adapt to the conditions around them. After a few years, it started to double-mutate him to adapt to his new harsh environment, making him very raptor-like.
Because of his double mutation and trauma of past events, Donnie is at risk of going into a feral “Savage” mode like Raph
Has two modes— ‘Hunter’ and ‘Scientist/Alchemist’
While hunting Donatello relies on his instincts. Becomes very aggressive and territorial.
He uses an ankylosaurus skull and other dinosaur parts as his battle shell and protective gear while hunting
When he isn’t hunting, Donnie is trying to reinvent necessities to make living in a prehistoric era a bit easier with what materials are available to him
Whatever he doesn’t have, he’ll make. From scratch.
Dino-Tello’s concept was inspired by a similar 2003 TMNT episode where they go to the past, 2003 Leatherhead, Tarzan, and the anime series ‘Dr. Stone’
His concept is meant to emphasize Donnie’s other strengths beyond technology— such as his Super-intelligence, his close-combat fighting skills, and ability to communicate with other creatures (as shown in the Todd Scouts episode)
He and his brothers tame a triceratops and name him Zog, who was both a pet and steed
For one reason or another… Donatello is the last turtle standing
However, due to classic Hamato shenanigans— ‘Dino’tello might not be all alone for too long 👀👀👀
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.
I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.
In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.
Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.
In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.
That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.
I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.
Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.
The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.
As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.
this post is an emotional roller coaster. from funny, to serious, to sad, to funny again!
but I gotta say, learning close up magic is probably one of the best ways to improve your shoplifting skills, together with some common sense and knowledge about when, what, and how to detect if you’re being watched by a camera, could make it so you won’t be caught like 99.9% of the times!!(for legal reasons, everything here is a joke and in minecraft!)
also never shoplift from a small business!!!!
and if you see someone else shoplifting, especially if its an essential necessity like water or bread, no you didn’t! just shut your mouth and keep walking!!
Update on this, Now that I've hit a little over 150 followers! I'll be doing a DTIYS for my TMNT iteration, but I'll also be taking questions about it! Sorta like a qna, but otherwise thank you all for your patience, love, and support! 🐢❤️
It’s the way how Charlie and Sir Pentious were treated as jokes. Their dreams lofty and ridiculed. How they continually tried to command respect (Charlie as the Princess of Hell and Pentious as a genius inventor and kingpin) but were so, so bad at it.
How they both, slowly, come into their own. Charlie completing her growth as a leader by rallying Cannibal Town and Sir Pentious being a major leader in their resistance against the Exorcists.
How they fought not for theirselves, not a for moment, but for their friends.
How they became the symbols of the only hope Hell's ever had. The first person to try to save them and the first to be saved.
How it's all because Charlie was the first person to give Sir Pentious a genuine chance, because Sir Pentious was Charlie's first genuine patron.
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