[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[valmillion]

chunky on main

[valmillion]

UNIT on main

[chicken-fluff-butts]

absolutely rotund on main

[teathattast]

[starstruckastrology]

The Signs as Pictures of Seth Everman

Aries:  

Taurus: 

Gemini: 

Cancer: 

Leo:  

Virgo: 

Libra: 

Scorpio: 

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn: 

Aquarius: 

Pisces: 

[setheverman]

this is a really bad post

[starsisbig]

rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with

mine is a Five Guys

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[greelin]

you’re telling me walmart DOESN’T sell coffins

[greelin]

what

[greelin]

WHAT.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[porterr-robinson]

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[slavery]

I’m 5’6

[mojav]

Cheers mate xx

[demilypyro]

[fursecuted]

“uhhhh what do i press to pay respects”

[neveranygoodupthere]

Best update ever

[stereocyon]

[bakaccha]

[fnowae-deactivated20180509]

i love the fact that there are two pictures of eyes that I now read as two different phrases without question

[fnowae-deactivated20180509]

these are so powerful

[lakeffectkidep-deactivated20190]

concept:

[mewdivorce]

it’s free perishing 

[soulsingerinasessionband]

my main goal

[soulsingerinasessionband]

is to blow up

[soulsingerinasessionband]

and then act like i don’t know nobody

[soulsingerinasessionband]