but you’re brave

࣪ ✦ red 🕯️ 5.27

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

wait... I'm in control of my destiny!

[januariat]

clark and bruce as FBI agents for @etexcrucior's excellent fic burn the treeline down, because I've reread it so many times at this point and the idea of them as tired agents solving cold cases around the US just wouldn't let me go

[texasbama]

MEGAN THEE STALLION at Miami Swim Week 2026

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[paper-mario-wiki]

The Taoyuan Walker

[paper-mario-wiki]

taiwan is cool as fuck theyve got Free Playing here at the public park

[squonkcity]

how is there absolutely not a single sign of active human life in either of those pictures ?

[paper-mario-wiki]

as a photographer, it is important that i respect the anonymity of private citizens when pursuing my passion. to do this, i vaporize all organic life within a 2 block radius before taking a picture.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[dogrotpdf]

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

[paper-mario-wiki]

heading out the door

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

[paper-mario-wiki]

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[beaft]

it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

[goodman-grace]

Being a DC fan in actuality is really fucking funny because you’ll mostly stay in your own corner with passing knowledge on other characters and then sometimes discourse you’ve never heard of pops up on your dash about another subset of DC and when you click on it it’s apparently an argument that’s been going on for 20+ years and has divided the entire character tag, had 3 writers fired, forced DC editorial to step in only to get lashed off the internet, led to 7 fist fights and also Batman is There. And then you click out of it and Never Hear Of It Again.

[diseasedbreeze]

These two next to each other in the tags list is sending me

[jetix]

271 reset Shiny Giratina, 2024-07-20

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]