*kenji walks into the room holding 4 advent calendars*
KENJI - hey, i brought you guys something!
JULIETTE AND NAZEERA - OH MY GOSH KENJI WHATD YOU BRING US!!
KENJI - ADVENT CALENDARS!!!
JULIETTE, NAZEERA AND WARNER TOGETHER - what’s an advent calendar?
KENJI - First the Pepsi now this? You guys are living under rocks
WARNER - no, we were living under Supreme commanders supervision
JULIETTE - hush Aaron, kenji, care to explain what an advent calendar is
KENJI - so an advent calendar is a cardboard box with special food or items in it that you open one door of every day until Christmas, ITS REALLY FUN
NAZEERA - wow that does sound fun
JULIETTE - yeah it does! What’s in ours
KENJI - well I got different ones for all of you, Nazeera you have one full of different books I think you would like all of which come with new jewellery for your beautiful lip piercing that I love so so much!
NAZEERA - that’s wonderful kenji thank you so much
KENJI - all the best for you my love
KENJI - now j! I got you one with little lollypops and stuffed animals so you can have what you missed out on as a child! Except for affection, Warner gives you enough of that
JULIETTE - OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT KENJI THANK YOU
KENJI - now you *points at Warner* you never sleep, so I got you one with coffee and alcohol but mostly coffee. If we can’t get you to go to sleep may as well help you stay awake
WARNER - I actually do sleep, when Juliette tells me to
JULIETTE - Aaron, say thank you
WARNER - thank you kishimoto
KENJI - YOU ARE SO WELCOME