[saltedume]

[radfemphilosopher]

@emeleedahla on Instagram

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[slugsketches]

jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison

[doingitatmybirthdaydinner]

well she'd need to commit a crime first

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[intolitude]

[iamgoob]

So weird how armpit hair and pubic hair is only unhygienic for women. Do men sweat less? Nope they actually sweat more! Thats why I demand all men shave every inch of hair of their bodies. So no pubes, no butt hair, no arm hair, no facial hair 🤢 no stray eyebrow hairs, no hair down the nape of your neck, no chest hair, absolutely no armpit hair because that is ‘unhygienic’. I dont care if you have to pay thousands of dollars getting your pubes lasered off, or whether you must bend over backwards to hack a razor at your genitals. But if I see one hair just know that I will be disgusted. To add, if i see another man walking the street without a shirt on i will be honking my car, i dont care if its a billion degrees outside. If I have to wear a shirt, so do you.

[doingitatmybirthdaydinner]

if you’re a rapist male who gets gropey after getting high, don’t walk into a mosh pit which is open to both sexes and then complain about being called a rapist or sexual assaulter. you know exactly what the risks are. in fact, stay home.

“hey being sexually assaulted when trying to enjoy a music festival is bad”

“umm this isn’t a safe space”

So you feel chill hanging out with a huge crowd of drug fueled creeps who will sexually assault a woman if they get the chance???

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Lesbian Culture An Anthology, edited by Julia Penelope & Susan Wolfe

[mewvore]

[mewvore]

[steddie-island]

This is about the sexiness of The Golden Girls but I really feel the need to remind the world of how fucking progressive this show was.

In the episode 72 hours, we find out Rose may have contracted AIDs during an emergency gallbladder surgery.

Rose: Why me, Blanche? I'm tired of pretending I feel okay so you won't say, 'Take it easy', and I'm tired of you saying 'Take it easy' because you're afraid I'm going to fall apart. Dammit, why is this happening to me? I mean, this isn't supposed to happen to people like me. You must've gone to bed with hundreds of men. All I had was one innocent operation. Blanche: Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying this should be me and not you? Rose: No! No, I'm just saying that I am a good person. Hell, I'm a goody-two-shoes! Blanche: AIDS is not a bad person's disease, Rose, it is not God punishin' people for their sins!

In Isn't it romantic? we find out Dorothy's childhood best friend is a lesbian who recently lost her partner. She confesses she has feelings for Rose. Rose turns her down but makes it clear that she still wants to be friends even though she doesn't return those feelings.

Sophia: Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs.

Jean: Rose, about last night. I should never have said anything. Rose: You only said what you were feeling. Jean: It's just that this last year has been so difficult for me. Pat was the person I planned to spend the rest of my life with. And when she died, I just felt so terribly alone. Empty. I thought I could never care for anyone again. Until I met you. I just got very confused. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable. Rose: Well, I have to admit that I don't understand these kinds of feelings. But if I did understand, if I were, you know, like you, I'd be very flattered and proud that you thought of me that way.

Ebbtide's Revenge gives us Phil's funeral, and Sophia addressing him wearing women's clothes.

Rose: So what if he was different? It's okay that you loved him. Sophia: I did love him. He was my son, my little boy. But every time I saw him I wondered what I did, what I said, when was the day I did whatever I did to make him the way he was. Angela Petrillo: What he was Sophia, was a good man.

Sister of the Bride, where Blanche's brother Clayton brings his boyfriend to town, because they're planning on getting married.

Blanche: Oh, look, I can accept the fact that he's gay, but why does he have to slip a ring on this guy's finger so the whole world will know? Sophia: Why did you marry George? Blanche: We loved each other. We wanted to make a lifetime commitment. Wanted everybody to know. Sophia: That's what Doug and Clayton want, too. Everyone wants someone to grow old with. And shouldn't everyone have that chance?

There are so many episodes I could sit here and quote but this show is still so important. It isn't perfect, there are jokes that definitely don't land that I will not sit here and defend, but in the context of when it was created? This show is a fucking masterpiece and deserves respect for that.

[aqueerkettleofish]

And this was during the Reagan/Bush years.

[optimysticals]

I think that this show hit as hard as it did because it was during Reagan/Bush

[theoretical-terf]

For the people who are part of radfem communities who exclusively talk about how they hate heterosexual women for being attracted to men, they hate bisexual women for choosing men, they hate asexual women for being annoying, they hate women who are religious for buying into their own oppression, they hate women who shave their legs and wear makeup and dress for the male gaze, they hate women who support TIMs, they hate women who identify as trans men or non binary or whatever, they hate women who don't want to learn about feminism:

You have fallen into the patriarchal trap of blaming women for problems men caused. The patriarchy is wholly and exclusively the fault of men. There is no famous bisexual woman, demanding asexual woman, or ignorant tradwife who could EVER do evem close to the amount of damage that males do every single day.

If your "feminism" is just about criticising women who are ignorant to the patriarchy, you're not a feminist, you're just looking for the right women to hate, just like everyone else.

[rylandsgrace]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000 - 2006) I 2.13

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.